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They may be serving gwi-ma but they’re also serving cunt

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Inheritance AU

What if after Ras died, Damian accidentally inherited the League?

As in, he wakes up one day to an army of Assassins following him around like ducklings.

Damian didn't intend to become the Demons Head, not since he joined his father and embraced a life of heroism alongside his family.

His brief time at Lazarus Island and subsequent possession had only harden his resolve.

But the death of his grandfather and his reconciliation with his mother had made him start to reconsider how he is most useful to the world and the weight of the legacies he has carried since birth.

Damian grieves a lot of things. His grandfather and the relationship they could have had, Respawn, his biological brother and how he never got to know him properly, Alfred and how Damian caused the death of his greatest supporter and sometimes, on his worst night, he greives the child he never got to be.

But he's dealing with it.

Maybe.

It's sometimes hard to resist the urge to flee Gotham again and head back to the island where everything was simpler.

But his father and siblings keep a close eye on him now because apparently entering a death tornament was not an appropriate grieving process. Which he finds ironic coming from the people that became vigilantes because of their own experiences with death.

All of this is to say that Damian is back to living as normally as he can, with school and crimefighting, and so far, it has been uneventful.

Until he wakes up to find five Assassin's in his bedroom.

Damian prepares to fight for his life and grabs the sword that he keeps under his mattress and the dagger he keeps under his pillow, only for cloaked figures to kneel before him.

"We are here to pledge our loyalty, Demon Head."

That is not what he expected. At all.

"I am not the Demon Head."

"According to your grandfather, mother, and aunt, you are. The man that defeated the Lazarus demon and the true heir to the Al Ghul."

He was going to kill his mother. "I was disinheirited when I came to Gotham."

"Not officially, your grandfather even rewrote you into the line of succession before his death."

"My mother is much more suited to the role, would you really rather follow a vigilante?"

"The Demons Daughter has her own interests, the League of Assassins follows the Al Ghul, and you are the most worthy Al Ghul."

Damian doesn't know what to say to that. "I am no longer an assassin, I do not take lives anymore."

One of the dark figures moves forward. "We are aware sir, you need not sully your hands not when we shall do it for you!"

"No! No killing people for me!"

"But sir-"

"I said no."

"Is that an order sir?"

Damian groans and decides he can't deal with this. He goes to the Batcave, and the gaggle of Assassins follow him.

Batman is very confused by the deadly men that are in his home, following his youngest son like loyal puppies.

Unfortunately Father is not much help. The Assassin's claim they are the royal guard a d cannot leave Damians side. They are very polite and promise not to start trouble.

The bat doesn't trust them, but everytume they try to kick them out, they come back like a bad penny.

Damian gives up after the eighth attempt.

They try to get in touch with Talia only for her every contact to tell them she is on vacation and not to be disturbed.

Nyssa isn't any help either. She pledges her allegiance to Damian with a shit eating grin while handing him a stack of paperwork.

Apparently, the League of Assassins keeps a very detailed paper trail. Damian puts his business management and finance education to use very reluctantly.

Damian then tries to foist his new kingdom on his cousin Mara. She laughs in his face and gets the entire Demons Hands to give him oaths as well.

His family, apparently unaware of the fact Damian was a literal prince before coming to them, have a break down.

What do you mean the League is the size of a all country and you are it's leader?

No wonder Damian thought Bruce was poor when he first got to Gotham.

After a while, Damian starts to accept it, unfortunately. His guards never leave his side, even when he tries to ditch them. He still doesn't know where the tracker is.

When he is in school, they hang outside the windows or in the rafters. Damian has to actually behave so they don't attempt to murder his teachers for scolding him.

When he shops, they shadow him. They all get a taste for boba and Damianbuys them little treats on hard days.

Damian can't believe how often he has to stop them from killing people who attack him on patrol.

Dick and Bruce laugh at him and call it payback.

Damian has regrets. Many regrets.

Especially when Steph starts to befriend his guards.

Jon laughs at his predicament even as the Assassins try to assess his worth as their leaders partner.

Damian actually calls himself the Demon Head in order to get his guards to save a group of children.

And Damian has a realisation that maybe, just maybe, he could use the League as it was originally intended.

To Save the World and the Innocent.

And if his army of Assassins aren't happy, they should at least leave him alone.

Nyssa gathers paperwork and allies, and they slowly reform how the League operates.

They fund humanitarian missions, environmental research, and conservation.

They use centuries of Ras Al Ghuls medical research to create pharmaceuticals, surgeries, and treatments. They cure so many diseases and prevent others through free vaccination programmes.

Damian gets his mother to run that side of things while he earns his own medical degree as is family tradition.

Damian puts the League almost unlimited wealth to use lobbying for taxing co operations and creating accessible green energy.

He does alot of good and instead of the organisation crumbling under the changes he makes, it grows.

The Justice League signs an official alliance.

Damian earns undying love and loyalty from his grandfather's followers by doing good.

What he doesn't realise is that any that disagree or pose a threat to the new Demons Head are quietly taken care of.

Damian is slowly turned into a proper royal once Talia, Nyssa, and Mara force him into better clothing and jewellery befitting his status.

Jon chokes when he sees Damian dressed in Silk and gold for the first time.

Damians guard dogs eye him suspiciously, and Jon has to force himself not to touch his best friend.

He starts going on diplomatic mission and living in the public eye, much to everyone's fascination and his families distress.

When the topic of marriage comes up, Dick panics when he overhears Talia discussing an arranged marriage with Nyssa and suitable candidates.

In that panic, he talks to Jon Kent.

Jon knows Damian is for all intents and purposes a king, but it hadn't hit him what that means.

And if he was honest with himself, the idea of a snobby little royal marrying Damian felt like a stab to the heart.

So the Super flies to Damian to ask who he is marrying, much to his confusion.

Damian never agreed to an engagement. Couldn't have, he is already in love with the jealous fool in front of him.

When he tells Jon this, he doesn't expect to get kissed for his efforts or for his guards to stab Jon with Kryptonite.

They go through the official courting process after that. Talia insists upon it.

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Clark doesn’t understand how Bruce fits that many kids in one manor.

At night, he tiptoes past rooms with labeled doors: Jason’s if he needs it, Tim’s but don’t knock, Stephanie & Cass – enter at risk of glitter.

Then there’s the den. The “unofficial” nest.

Bruce is there one morning, corner of the couch claimed. Damian’s on the floor with Titus. Dick is half off the loveseat, snoring.

And Bruce? Smiling, barely. Wrapped in a hoodie, watching them like they’re the only thing tethering him to Earth.

Clark kisses the top of his head. “You nest better than I do.”

Bruce: “They’re loud, but they’re warm.”

Clark: “You mean emotionally?”

Bruce: “No. Literally. Dick runs at 101°.”

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A grainy video emerges online of Bruce Wayne in the Wayne Enterprises gym, lifting a steel support beam off the ground with the ease of a forklift.

“CEO strength 💪💰” the caption reads. It gets 3.2M likes in a day.

The theories range from “he’s juicing” to “WayneTech developed exoskeletons” to “this is CGI.” The correct answer (decades of trauma, sleepless nights, and lifting 180lb vigilante sons out of danger on the regular) is not considered.

Meanwhile, Bruce reads the article Clark writes about it for The Planet, titled “The Weight of It All,” and mutters, “You think you’re clever.”

Clark kisses his cheek and says, “You’re the strongest man I know.”

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Kpop demon hunters - Derpy Animation

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*at a gala* Clark: Your smile looks forced. Bruce: That's because it is.

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I'm so normal about the baby💚😭

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需要第三桌的簽名會🥹🫶💖

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We gotta keep drawing Derpy as silly cat memes

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CUTE.......

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Superbat where Clark and Bruce are not yet a thing

Clark not daring confess to Bruce because sometimes the other seems completely uninterested in the whole romance and carnal ordeal - even when Clark feels like bending Bruce over every surface. Having a sling would mean too much to the kryptonian for it to just be casual, and Bruce seems of the same kind.

Except they keep coming across people that have so clearly slept with Bruce in the past and he keeps being nonchalant about it, it's driving Clark mad.

*random person with a clear kill count longer than Clark's patience stepping in to help because Bruce asked for a favour*

Clark: So this person is...

Bruce: An old aquitance. I know they have a bad record but I do trust them on this.

Clark: Oh, yeah okay I just thought that since they were so casual with you that you had been a thing in the past or something haha

Bruce: Oh, we were. Far more casual and on the moment than a thing perse.

Clark:

Bruce: And I am not as flexible as I was back then... But they were enjoyable times.

Clark: right.

Just a barely contained jealous Clark facing the obvious proof that if he wanted he would.

And a very oblivious Bruce who does love Clark but is so used to them being friends that he won't allow himself to even imagine being with him because obviously Clark doesn't feel the same way of course not he is just a very caring and curious friend who even asks about Bruce past relationships - pan to Clark foaming at the mouth at someone telling him in detail the amount of surfaces they got to enjoy themselves with Bruce

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Poor Rumi 😔🐯🥫

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cat dad cat dad cat dad

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Internationally acclaimed band Huntrix makes incredible come-back by publicly executing the Saja Boys.

"We're not really sure how we feel about the public execution part," one fan was quoted saying, "but the SFX were the best I've ever seen at a show, so I'm not really worried."

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* quiet night atop a random rooftop in Gotham *

clark: you act like you’re doing this alone

bruce: sometimes it feels like i am

clark: but you’re not. i’m right here. why do you insist on carrying every burden on your own?

bruce: because if i share it, if i lean on you too much, i’m afraid i’ll never stand up again

clark: then fall, bruce. i’ll catch you. i always have