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You are a fan of internationally-acclaimed K-pop group Huntrix. They drop a new single to wild success and its debut performance is canceled without clear explanation. Huntrix's management says something about a medical condition with the lead singer.
At the same time a new boyband debuts with a song that tops all the charts. The boyband doesn't seem to have a management company. Or names. Maybe that doesn't matter because their sound IS catchy. Huntrix is completely out of the public eye except for two appearances alongside this new boyband where they are there exclusively to beef. It's maybe a PR stunt. It's maybe because Rumi is exes with one of the only two named members of the Saja Boys.
People start going missing at a rate 4x the national average. You probably wouldn't even know about this except that 3 of the missing people were big names on Stan Twitter so it's kind of a big deal. There are four different high-traction posts claiming all the recent missing people were Saja Boy fans. But that's like claiming all the recent missing people drank water and breathed air.
Rumi is still on medical leave but Huntrix management is saying Huntrix WILL be at the K-pop Awards. Someone on Twitter's uncle's friend works in a recording studio and he says Huntrix is debuting a song which tells the Saja Boys to die. The exes theory gets a lot of traction. Twitter tries to doxx Jinu to confirm the theory but no one can figure out who he is. Twitter tries to doxx the other Saja Boys to the same lack of success. One account said she had "a lead" but her Twitter has been silent for 72 hours since.
Rumi is back from medical leave for the K-pop Awards just in time to have a massive falling-out and break-up on stage. This probably devastated you but you don't really remember it. The Saja Boys invite everyone to a concert. A lot of people who went don't remember going, and you'd call that suspicious except you also went and don't remember going.
Somehow no one in the crowd of 10,000 thought to record the concert on their phone. Maybe there was a "no phones" rule but usually there are still leaks. No one has any video or photo evidence of this concert happening. However you all collectively remember hearing "What It Sounds Like" at the concert (before it debuted 4 days later from Huntrix's label.) This does not make a lot of sense because this was a Saja Boys concert, supposedly. Someone says they saw Zoey impale at least one of the Saja Boys. You would brush this off as a stupid rumor but 2-dozen other people are saying the same thing and you a little bit remember it too.
There's a lot of people saying "Let's wait for an official statement from the Saja Boys" on Twitter but they've been saying that for 2 weeks now and no one has seen or heard from them since the concert. There's a lot of people saying "Zoey killed them fr" which was a joke at first and now, is not not a joke, but it hits a little different.
Most of you are kinda over SB Twitter at this point so you kind of don't care anymore but there are a few remaining fans who've doubled down on the doxxing effort to figure out if they're okay. It's not going well. One person claims to have found Jinu's identity but everyone thinks she's stupid because that guy died literally 400 years ago. YES the royal court's painting of him looks identical and yes that guy was a singer too, but come on, the K-pop look is 90% make-up anyway.
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New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.
There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.
If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:
"I like your shoelaces."
The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:
"Thanks! I stole them from the president."
I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.
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Wrote my first fic as a humble offering to the bakugotak gods. Please check it out~
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JUST READ IT LOVED IT THANK YOU
Fandom: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV) Relationships: Go Hyeontak | Alex/Park Humin | Ben, Go Hyeontak | Alex & Park Humin | Ben
Summary:
“Tak-ah, just now, how did Baku find us?” Jun-tae asks, cutting through the eerie stillness of the hospital corridor. Without Baku here to fill in the silence, it was disquieting. “The first time too, at the underpass. His timing is too uncanny.”
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Fandom: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV) Relationships: Go Hyeontak | Alex/Park Humin | Ben, Go Hyeontak | Alex & Park Humin | Ben
Summary:
“Tak-ah, just now, how did Baku find us?” Jun-tae asks, cutting through the eerie stillness of the hospital corridor. Without Baku here to fill in the silence, it was disquieting. “The first time too, at the underpass. His timing is too uncanny.”
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If I wanted that I’d just watch the show
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could not stop thinking about how bitchy the gay angel is!!! the bitch is back dot eltonjohnnatural!!!
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the only thing I love more than Dean and Cas being sweet with each other is Dean and Cas being pissy with each other
#bickering over breakfast #shoving each other out of the way to get the first shower which is pointless because the loser just gets in the shower anyway #fighting over cereal and lunch meat in the grocery store #cas being condescending and rolling his eyes behind dean’s back #and dean spinning around and pointing at him and yelling ‘I SAW THAT YOU ASSHOLE DON’T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME’ #cas leaves his stuff everywhere but dean still throws his beer bottle caps on the floor DEAN THE GARBAGE CAN IS /RIGHT THERE/ #just so much nagging #constantly changing the radio and slapping each other’s hands because cas doesn’t care about the shotgun-shuts-his-cakehole rule #and sam sees them doing this sometimes and is like ‘… are you guys okay?’ #but dean just smiles and claps him on the shoulder and says #’he’s the fucking love of my life sammy’ #and then goes to yell at cas because CAS DON’T JUST SHOVE THE GAS NOZZLE INTO HER LIKE THAT /SHE’S A LADY/
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250429 BAEKHYUN_INB100 Twitter Update
Essence of Reverie | Essence Ver. 백현 (BAEKHYUN) 'Essence of Reverie - The 5th Mini Album' 2025.05.19 6PM (KST)
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Waittt if you still take reqs, akikasa (platonic) crumbs.. please.. I love to think Tsukasa doesn't even know Akito hates him and akito is just seething every time Tsukasa is around. I love their dynamic
i think he’s probably turned up to bad dogs lives in the past without akito’s prior consent or knowledge
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Go For It, Nakamura-kun!! Official PV
Bonus:
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It's normal to feel this way about fictional men
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