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I just realized I like Eurobeat too, even though before I pretty much only listened to metal and Hardrock. Im not complaining but okk??

(Initial D may or may not be the culprit, just saying.)

I also pretend that this isn't how I look while listening to music.

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The moment you get your 3rd kind of ballz razor ad even though you're afab? Splendid

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My relationship status with food 😍 now that school startet again. I just feel sick at this point.

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Office guy, I don't know you. I've never watched the office (scandalous) but by now I've adopted you as my spirit animal. Let's get along well, cowbroyo.

I think your name is Beyonce actually.

Thank you for confirming that.

Honestly, I'm just avoiding doing math. Maybe.

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Why is it, that good verses pop into my head while I'm doing math. Always. But I need to do math for my finals please. Make it another Subjekt.

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A man is missing in my bathroom,

Testing out the window.

I thought he was dead

But now he's gone.

Maybe he'd fix my shower

So I can use it again

Toothbrush an towel

So I can use it again

Shouldn't have bought into him

He won't fix me

I think of the after bath

My brain gives me heart

In an ongoing war

Later generations realize the pain

While sipping on latte - gross

Toothpaste worsens the taste.

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For the end of arospec awareness week I've got around to make a worm on a string in aro colors!! It's too late, again, but the wörm is timeless in it's existence.

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Simp.

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*cough cough* happy (very) late arospec awareness week. Yikes. Still made it tho.

💚🤍🖤

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My cat glows in the dark. So I think feeding her human flesh as well as shrimps was the right decision, but for drinks I might want to cut back on the tears.

All the salt makes her texture a bit grainy. Please help. If there's another way to stop the grain, that would be good, because she loves the tears, especially the desperate ones with extra starch.

Also, the shrimps are kinda expensive, any alternatives?

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#meow #cat

Angy noises. A pet like it's owner. All bite no bark. Im not a beaver, like, really, no bark for me, I'll just take cereal. Yess?

And no, the white thing back there isn't my sock. It's the universal extension of my cat.

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Mayonaise

On an escalator.

It's going upstairs

So see you later

In the sky,

Bye bye.

#thisisthebestthingfromacdcandyoucantconvincemeotherwisebecauseidonotlikeacdcinfactithourouglydespisethemandiamafraidtosaywhybecauseitsastupidlygoodreasonexeptifyouareanacdcfan

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Is Yuri on Ice niche??? But so pretty and I see it so much? I thought it's really pupular.

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I put the fun in funeral. Your funeral. Mine as well. :(