I'm simply a little guy who crochets and goes slowly insane
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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The whole reading out the ‘King in Yellow’ play scene in the “Muddy hoofprints” stream has been stuck in my mind and just- I love it. I love the way that Aura’s spiral after reading the book has been shown, so far through stars hallucinations, running off into the woods in the rain, reciting passages, the repetition, all of it. And since that stream I’ve been thinking about how cinematic it all was, and I really like how that scene could be but in to boxes, like a comic book strip, of flashes of what Aura did remember of there time after they snapped out of it. And so I drew this!
It’s a little “scratchy”? I don’t know how to verbalise how I feel about it but it wasn’t drawn with the intent of looking clean, I wanted it to be messy, a scramble. It also was a way to help encourage myself to draw different angles and features, and I kept it black and white to keep it tense rather than loud colours I generally like using. Overall I just had fun with it because this has been itching my brain and my hand finally decided it knew how to do the thing I was envisioning, anyways! Enough rambling.

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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Kieran as polites and I made the winions into multiple silly tortellini’s!!
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Been wanting to make this silly meme thing for them and I’ve finally done it!!
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”you ever need help taking them in for anything let me know” OK DARTFROG IS DEAD
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"I want him" not sexually not romantically but a secret third way (squeaky toy)
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank
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Breaking my several year harry potter silence just to say that in the Apollo Justice Trilogy, they removed the harry potter reference they originally had in the game. Which means that if you still consume hp content and talk about it, you are doing worse than fucking capcom
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borzoi puppies' first blizzard
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a tumblr account should enable you to see everything on other social media sites without making an account there. like a student visa.
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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.
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