chaoscroww

[chaoscroww]

rip to pinterest, she isn’t dead she’s just fucking unusable due to ads now

[chaoscroww]

FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

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Pinterest is the product of several people saying to tumblr "I hope you have a daughter just like you"

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[chaoscroww]

omg your art is so awesome!! sorry if this is weird my friend attacked you on artfight and i had to come over and compliment you…

hello?? thank you so much?? we need to make out right now or something im deeply in love with you anon this means so much to me YIPPEE (clacking my heels together in joyous whimsy)

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@chaoscroww 's Anubis (in werewolf mode) for artfight!! lineart by itself as well bc i thought it was prettyyyy

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shaking and quaking making a post for the first time. trembling in my boots. anyway my artfight is chaoscroww you should soo totally attack me and/or my friends. please don't skin me alive tumblr people. you are all so scary to me. realistically i know i shouldn't be petrified, like a grand total of uhhh. maybe two (2) people? will see this but maybe. they are two (2) very violent people. or perhaps. i break a tumblr unspoken rule and you all swarm me and tear me to shreds. anyway have a great day guys!! unless you're on team crystals, in which case i am praying for your downfall. in a kind and loving way.