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I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

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Re-edited to be more accurate to afros! Here's the whole set, for icons and phone wallpapers!
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there are a grand total of TWO people i have met in the "breakcore community"
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the people who get genuinely heated over objectum stuff and think it’s “weird” are soooooo boring and lame and if you do that L + change immediately + you suck + get a life + you are on the ‘90% of the userbase wants to be in love with a computer’ website, idiot + you will never be as cool as the dudes drawing anthro planes and if you pretend that you could ever be as cool as them you are LYINGGGG!

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I keep on getting spooked whenever you dissappear for a while because just like my state creature, I tend to evaporate into a puddle of tears
i wish i could evaporate into a puddle of tears
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The only acceptable ads should be shit like "groceries on sale" and "free event at the local library"
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i need to see more redraws of this fucking panel
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sure thats fair
Another quiz for if you were a fictional character how would your fandom treat you (if you think your life is too boring to have a fandom just think of yourself as living the domestic!au of some sci-fi or fantasy)
reblog with your results
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hello Tumblr how do i make shirts
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drew my gnarpy cosplay fer halloween solely because i was not gonna take a picture
#⚙ art tag#regretevator#gnarpy#dying my cubby-311s green was the saddest thing i've ever done but it was worth it#and i got another pair so ig idc
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i have been doing absolute jack shit during my time off tumblr
#regretevator#⚙ art tag#gnarpy#ooo gnarpy so cool#i make absolutely no promises to stick around#but i do promise to disappear again eventually#most likely right after posting this lol goodnight
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Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)
For anyone who needs more info, the probe was called Mangalyaan (which literally means space probe vehicle) or Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM) and you can also get more information here and here
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there’s this wasp whose scientific name is just ahaha
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