chaostrology

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hello cuties

I may come back posting on this acc but don’t take this message too seriously. I dunno. Let’s see what the future brings ! 

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the signs as “friends” quotes

aries: “they don’t know that we know that they know." (phoebe)

taurus: “it’s a moo point. it’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. it’s moo.” (joey)

gemini: “you didn’t seat on my kit-kats did you?” (monica)

leo: “you could not be any more wrong. you could try, but you would not be successful.” (ross)

cancer: “i shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore” (rachel)

virgo: “oh i’m sorry. did my back hurt your knife?” (rachel)

libra: “welcome to the real world. it sucks. you’re gonna love it!” (monica)

scorpio: “i’m not so good with the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?” (chandler)

sagittarius: “i just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my mother” (phoebe)

capricorn: “should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil? (chandler)

aquarius: "if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.” (phoebe)

pisces: “i discovered i’m able to count all my teeth using just my tongue” (joey)

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the signs as van gogh quotes

aries: “I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.”

taurus: “There is nothing more truly artistic than to love people.”

gemini: “Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.”

cancer: “If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere.”

leo: “Be clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high. Then life seems almost enchanted after all.”

virgo: “I would rather die of passion than of boredom.”

libra: “Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.”

scorpio: “I put my heart and soul into my work, and I have lost my mind in the process.”

sagittarius: “I dream my painting and I paint my dream.”

capricorn: “What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?”

aquarius: “Art is to console those who are broken by life.”

pisces: “I don’t know anything with certainty, but seeing the stars makes me dream.”

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i still have my christmas icon i know but it is because i lost the original icon without the hat sorry im a mess 

kisses, ina <3

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twenty one pilots

self titled: taurus, capricorn, pisces

regional at best: scorpio, libra, virgo

vessel: cancer, aries, aquarius

blurryface: sagittarius, leo, gemini

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the infernal devices

team wessa: taurus, pisces, scorpio, leo, aries

team jessa: libra, capricorn, gemini, aquarius

team wagnus (they kissed they are important): cancer, sagittarius, virgo

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pepsi vs. coca-cola (coke)

coca-cola (coke): aries, taurus, gemini, virgo, cancer, capricorn, scorpio, sagittarius, libra, leo, pisces, aquarius

pepsi: who actually drinks pepsi lmao

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the “i should go to sleep but...” and ends up dancing in front of the mirror at 3am squad

taurus, capricorn, libra, cancer, pisces, virgo

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The signs as anime protagonists?

which anime 

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hi, could you possibly do the signs as ahs characters, i'm not sure if you've already done this but thanks anyways. hope you have an amazing rest of your week (p.s i love your blog!! keep doing what you're doing!) - akro 💖

done and thank you so so so much <3

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signs as ahs characters (pt. V)

season 5: hotel

aries: james patrick

taurus: hazel evers

gemini: sally mckenna

cancer: liz taylor

leo: ramona royale

virgo: iris

libra: tristan duffy

scorpio: donovan 

sagittarius: det. john

capricorn: the countess

aquarius: aileen wuornos

pisces: will drake

(season 1, season 2, season 3, season 4, season 5)

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signs as ahs characters (pt. IV)

season 4: freak show

aries: ethel darling

taurus: edwards mordrake

gemini: twisty

cancer: gloria mott

leo: elsa mars

virgo: maggie esmeralda

libra: jimmy darling

scorpio: desiree dupree

sagittarius: stanley

capricorn: dell toledo

aquarius: dandy mott

pisces: bette and dot

(season 1, season 2, season 3, season 4, season 5)

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signs as ahs characters (pt. III)

season 3: coven

aries: fiona goode

taurus: misty day

gemini: marie laveau

cancer: myrtle snow

leo: cordelia foxx

virgo: marie delphine

libra: queenie

scorpio: madison montgomery

sagittarius: the axeman

capricorn: kyle spencer

aquarius: spalding

pisces: zoe benson

(season 1, season 2, season 3, season 4, season 5)

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signs as ahs characters (pt. II)

season 2: asylum

aries: sister jude

taurus: dr. oliver thredson

gemini: the angel of death

cancer: pepper

leo: alma walker

virgo: lana winters

libra: sister mary

scorpio: kit walker

sagittarius: shelley

capricorn: “anne frank”

aquarius: grace bertrand

pisces: dr. arthur

(season 1, season 2, season 3, season 4, season 5)

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signs as ahs characters

season 1

aries: nora montgomery

taurus: larry harvey

gemini: vivien harmon

cancer: fiona

leo: tate langdon

virgo: patrick

libra: constance langdon 

scorpio: violet harmon

sagittarius: chad warwick

capricorn: ben harmon

aquarius: addie langdon

pisces: moira o’hara

(season 1, season 2, season 3, season 4, season 5)

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the signs as van gogh quotes

aries: “I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.”

taurus: “There is nothing more truly artistic than to love people.”

gemini: “Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.”

cancer: “If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere.”

leo: “Be clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high. Then life seems almost enchanted after all.”

virgo: “I would rather die of passion than of boredom.”

libra: “Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.”

scorpio: “I put my heart and soul into my work, and I have lost my mind in the process.”

sagittarius: “I dream my painting and I paint my dream.”

capricorn: “What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?”

aquarius: “Art is to console those who are broken by life.”

pisces: “I don't know anything with certainty, but seeing the stars makes me dream.”

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why do i hate my neighbours: capricorn, libra, taurus

why do i pay more council tax than mu neighbours: virgo, aquarius, cancer

why do my neighbours hate me: scorpio, aries, pisces

why do my neighbours ignore me: sagittarius, leo, gemini