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Would You Rather...

A: Live out the worst year of your life again, returning to your current time when it concludes (actions taken within that year will not affect your original timeline to which you return.)

B: Be isekaid via sudden teleportation as of when you read this, into what you consider the most dangerous location in the last media you consumed

C: Experience the pain of being completely incinerated into ashes 100 times over the next two months (you can schedule when) (just the pain, without dying)

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Would You Rather...

A: Gain your ideal body, however you have to dress like a pirate and constantly roleplay as one for the next year.

B: Summon any one fictional character to your location, making them real.

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Would you Rather...

A: Gain the power of necromancy, but become hated by all dogs

B: Go out with any character from the last media you consumed (who gains the power of inter-universal travel for this purpose.) However, you must watch Megamind every single day for the rest of your life in entirety, attempting to avoid doing so will result in fate forcing you into it.

C: Fix one of what you consider the worlds problems, however, a random person gets this as well.

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Would You Rather...

A: Attempt to drive a double-decker bus filled to capacity with 13 year olds from the Gherkin in London to Edinburgh Airport (you will be able to schedule this at any point in the next three months and will then be teleported to your starting point, you will be teleported back home one you reach your end point, you cannot return home until you complete the trip, attempting to cheat or such will send you back to the start.) You are responsible for looking after the 80 teenagers aboard, although accommodation and supplies along the route are prepared and paid for in advance. You may bring any one real person to help you.

B: From now on, be followed around by a four-meter tall apparition resembling an extremely distorted version of yourself reflecting your personal insecurities, etc. Nobody else can see the apparition and it is intangible, but it will always remain within two metres of you and food within its presence decomposes at 25 times normal speed. The apparition will also constantly mutter about subjects you do not wish to discuss.

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Would You Rather...

A: Do a six-month work placement in the main characters location in the place you last left off in the last media you consumed (you will be teleported there and set up with the placement, you will be teleported back after if you survive, it will look really good on your CV and employers will believe it happened unconditionally)

B: When you kiss someone, see one minute into their future from their POV (this future can be changed)

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Would You Rather...

A: Have the power to transform into a rabbit of your equivalent age (and with as similar genes as within rabbit norms, IE same hair colour if possible) and back at will. However, each time you do your human form will have rabbit ears as well as your normal ears for 1 hour (if you have ears) and this effect will stack.

B: Become able to sense if you will be able to get along with someone magically when you think of that person, however all of your dreams from now on will be about the last media you consumed and you will remember them all

C: Become able to safely consume and digest petrol for its full chemical energy value, however the taste of sugar will feel slightly off in an indescribable way from now on

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Would You Rather...

A: Become able to turn anything within 15m of you into copper sulphate (an equal amount of mass)

B: Become able to shape-shift but only on Tuesdays (you will be stuck in a form until the next week if you are in it at the end of the day)

C: Gain the powers, skills and otherwise abilities of the main character of the last media you consumed (if there are multiple your favourite main character), however, everything you eat from now on will taste like treacle

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Would You Rather...

A: When you die, be reincarnated as a baby in the last media you consumed, at the time you left off, in a location as near as possible to the story at that time. You will regain your memories when old enough to have long term memory ability (about age 4 if human) you will be a member of a sapient species but not strictly a human (for example, dogs are quite possibly sapient)

B: When you die, be forever in a semi-lucid dream (you will not be fully lucid, so you will know you are in a dream but not question that or think of ongoing events as not real, etc)

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Would You Rather...

A: Gain the power to stop time for 10 seconds (from your perspective) however every time you use it you get massive dysphoria for 1 hour (effect can stack)

B: Gain the power to sense good opportunities, however the main character of the last media you consumed is summoned to the real world and out to cause you constant inconvenience and annoyance for as long as you live

C: No longer need to sleep, but you cannot sleep even if you want to and you need to eat 25% more food than before

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Would You Rather...

A: Gain the ability to alter your physical measurements within the human records (IE, make yourself up to as tall as the tallest person ever, etc) at will, however for a random 24 hours every month you will be forced into a randomised form (weighted random so you are much more likely to be within typical human norms)

B: Become able to summon any character from the last media you consumed to the real world (and send them back) however summoning or sending back characters will cost £5000 or equivalent

C: Remember all of your dreams perfectly, however they are all involving Yugi-OH prominently.

D: Erase the existence of burgers, history does not change but suddenly burgers no longer exist and nobody excpet you remembers them (you cannot reinvent the burger.) However you recieve £10 or equivalent every day and dont have to pay taxes on it

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Would You Rather...

A: Have time turned back (you keep your memories and current mental state etc) to your 19th birthday if you are at least 20, otherwise your fifth birthday.

B: Have revealed to you the greatest secrets and truths of the universe, and be made to understand them, regardless of the mental effect on you.

C: Be isekaid to the last media you consumed where the main character is a member of some kind of organisation, and join that organisation.

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Would You Rather...

A: When you die, be reincarnated as your favourite character from the last non-videogame media you consumed (you get your memories back when you turn 4 or equivalent) but gain the power system of the last video game you played with one.

B: Become unable to die of old age or disease, or be harmed by them.

C: Have JK Rowling be struck by lightning whenever you open or close a door

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Would You Rather...

A: Date the first fictional character that comes to mind who's name starts with the letter C (or equivalent sound) (they will gain the ability to teleport between your location and their world for this purpose)

B: Gain the power system of the last media you consumed with one, however, you must attend a UK secondary school for its entire 5 year duration first (you will experience this in a parallel universe where you are 11 and in a UK secondary school in the current year, and return to your normal self and universe once it ends) (if you fail more then 1/3rd of your GCSE's, you must restart it over from the beginning)

C: When you die, be reincarnated as the first fictional character who canonically dies that comes to mind

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Would You Rather...

A: Have your gene expression swapped (all your currently expressed genes becomes unexpressed, all your currently unexpressed genes become expressed, FYI, this will cause you to grow feathers)

B: Be reincarnated in place of the main character of the last media you consumed, in their body but with your memories, personality/ies, etc.

C: Have your biological mother become ruler of the world

D: Have your right and left arms, legs and eyes swapped

E: Have everything taste like radish for the rest of your life

F: Get total Anterograde amnesia for the next 10 years (you will be unable to form new memories, learn anything, etc)

Last time I accidentally set the poll to be 1 day long, so have a 6 option poll to make up for it.

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Would You Rather...

A: Have everything you ever post or do online go viral (for example you will always run into famous streamers etc playing online games, every post you make blows up, etc) for the rest of your life

B: Have groups of 2-20 evil lackeys show up to proclaim loyalty to you on the third of every month, you cannot turn them down, and they will enthusiastically attempt to carry out whatever they deem your 'evil plans' to be and organise some sort of dress code fitting some kind of theme they attach to you. There is a 10% chance for each appearing lackey that they will be one from media you have consumed. This happens for the rest of your life.

C: Have your life become a sitcom for some higher beings, meaning that things always go back to normal at the end of each 'episode', and you are perpetually stuck in the same stage of your life and age until the sitcom ends (which will be after 5-30 years) even though time will still advance, additionally while everyone will still remember previous events, things will always eventually go back to the 'status quo' as of when you select this option, regardless of your will. (So your relationships will end up returning to their current state, as with employment, living situation, etc) until the sitcom ends. However, you will be paid £30/hour for the duration of the sitcom, given to you in weekly installments over 10 years after it ends.

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Would You Rather...

A: Marry the main character of the last media you consumed (if there are multiple main characters then the first one you think of), they are transported to the real world for this purpose

B: Fight the main character of the last media you consumed (if there are multiple main characters then the first one you think of), they are transported to the real world for this purpose

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Would You Rather... (100th Blog Post!)

A: Become able to summon your favourite dragon from media you consumed that had one at will. (It does not have to obey your commands, but it cannot harm you intentionally directly or indirectly, you can also unsummon it at will.)

B: Whenever you whistle (including using a whistle), all the nearest 25 wild animals above 30cm in length will come running, then organise into a band, pulling out instruments and playing (and singing) this song in entirity before running off.

C: When you die, be reincarnated in the last media you consumed, as off the moment you left off and be destined to become a pirate (you will regain your memories after becoming one.)