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Throwback thursday to when I was like 12 and I was putting out new writing DAILY...... Like entire Chapters of my then-current wips just, over an afternoon. What the fuck was I on

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He LoOOong bOy (daddy long legs? 😳)

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Day 2: Angel Since i did Demon!Simeon here is Angel!Levi~

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Leviathan: Haha, what if you put your bed in Animal Crossing next to mine..... Haha, just kidding! ...... Unless ...... 😳

MC: Levi, we've been married for 5 years.

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Habe you seen the head-cannon going arounf that the brothers can sense what sin your feeling?

I don’t believe I have.  That’s a very interesting idea!  I like it!  Anyone know where I can find these headcanons at?  If you see’em, tag me in the comments or something.  I’d really love to see these!

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I want Asmo to work at Fem boy Hooters💖

Ok that’s it have a great day :)

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Check out the rest of my RiskySelfie project with the demon bros below >:3c

Lucifer | Mammon | Levi | Satan | Asmo | Beel | Belphie

Reblog Don’t Repost  🐍

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Solomon to Satan: You want to see some human black magic?

Satan: Sure?

Solomon: *gets on his phone for a second, pulls up the Cha Cha Slide*

MC: *Involuntarily slides to the left*

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Rating The Demon Brothers Saying "Obey Me!" but I'm Sleep Deprived

This is a JOKE. Please don't take this seriously and please don't think I'm attacking the voice actors, this is for fun and is basically me rambling about the opening screens.

Lucifer

He's really not my favourite character, at all, but I can appreciate his opening screen. because HOT FUCKING DAMN. He says "Obey Me!" in this really deep voice that can dominate me any day of the week. He says it in a slow and sensual way too, almost like he's showing you that he's in charge. I wouldn't usually simp for him, but his voice is a different story. 5/10.

Mammon

Tsundere baby sounds so mischievous when he starts up the game. Like you just know he's scheming up a new plan to con his brothers of Grimm, the plan probably won't work but you KNOW he's doing it. His whole opening screen gives me such energetic vibes and he sounds so genuinely happy when he says "Obey Me!" 6/10

Leviathan

Levi, I love you, but why. Our shut in otaku just really had better things to be doing, huh? He sounds so unhappy when he opens up the game, it kind of bums me out because I want him to be happy 24/7. It's such a normie thing to greet someone apparently, I have to knock points off of his score for being very unwilling to say "Obey Me!" 3/10

Satan

He sounds so powerful. I firmly believe he could pass as the first born when he opens up the game. His "Obey Me!" sounds very calculated and sophisticated. It almost reminds me of our favourite shady wizard, Solomon. Even if Satan doesn't want to admit it, he's more like the magic human than he thinks. I feel so proud of him whenever he opens up the game because yes, you are your own person and yes, you are better than your dad Lucifer. 7/10

Asmodeus

HE IS SERVING US. Yes king, keep showing everyone whose boss!! You know when people point at their cheek and smile when they're being absolutely fucking adorable? Asmo is 100% doing that when he says "Obey Me!" This man sounds so fun and happy to be on your opening screen, he's so ecstatic to get your attention at it shows. What an ICON. 10/10

Beelzebub

I can respect the man's urges to be constantly stuffing his face, I relate too much. He says "Obey Me!" and then proceeds his body weight in food down his throat before he continues to greet you. I have to knock points off for forgetting his table manners, though. Talking with your mouth full is fucking gross. 5.5/10

Belphegor

Whichever one of you cretins woke him up just so he could say "Obey Me!" should be ASHAMED. He was just trying to nap and you had to go and ruin that for him, no wonder he likes the attic more than he likes interacting with any of his brothers. I'm such a simp for this demon. Like Beel, I can respect his urge to just sleep anywhere and everywhere because I once fell asleep sat down in the shower :) 9/10

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wait how about the demon boys finding out the Mc has been disguised all along, and their true form? Gordon Ramsey. Please and thank you🦐

I LITERALLY HATE BAHAHAHAHAHA

The demons surround you, throwing accusations and questions at you. 

“Why are you so good at cooking?”

“Why do you scream while cooking?”

“Why do you scream at us while we are cooking?” 

One after another, they scream inquires toward you, waiting for you to give in and explain yourself. Growing annoyed, you shout at them to can it. Once they’re silent, you reach up behind your head, making the brothers go on edge. 

You slowly tear away your face to the brothers’ horror, all of them yelling at you to stop. It isn’t until you got the mask down to your neck that they stop and be quiet, confusion clearly on their faces. 

“‘Ello. Your cookin’ is garbage and you all need to learn how to do the basics. The competition starts now! Chefs! Grab your utensils!” 

And with that, the boys scurry away to run around the kitchen to gather their supplies. 

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Asmo: Hello, yes, 911? My hand is not being held!!

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I got Obey Me, and I named my character Gae Boi, fellas, I cannot. Stop. Screaming.

Everytime my character name gets called, I fucking lose it.

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Satan *holding the door for Mc*: After you.

Mc: No after you *smiles*

Asmo *pushing past them*: No. After ME.

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How does the weather work in OM?? Like, one minute Asmo says it is never sunny but like the next minute, there's talks of summer and all the seasons??? What??

Anon, I would LOVE to know 😂

The current Rainy event in Nightmare has confirmed that it definitely rains in the Devildom. But we also know that canonically the Devildom is always dark, with no sunlight.

So let's turn to our old faves, Dante's Inferno and Milton's Paradise Lost to see their descriptions of hell, as these are still the greatest influences upon how we think of hell to this day.

Milton, in the 17th century, based his hell upon the Greek/Roman underworld, Tartarus, the worst bit of hell and the entirety of hell respectively. Virgil described it in the Aeneid as surrounded by a river of fire, with huge gates and walls of adamantine preventing escape, and a mighty pit within.

Milton further invents the capital city of Pandæmonium (pan=all, ie All Demons), suggested by Mammon and built to form as a council chamber. It's also made of solid gold, because Mammon.

There's no mention of climate or weather here though, only darkness, so let's go back further to ol' Dante in the 14th century.

In the Inferno, we near immediately lose all sunlight, before Dante even gets going on his journey. Hell itself is surrounded by a chilling mist, but as he enters the first circle of hell proper, Limbo, it's pretty sweet. Babbling brooks, green meadows, this is where all the poets and philosophers hang out. I see you Dante 👀

As we progress down the circles though, each worse than the last, we're back without light, and there's a terrible storm of howling darkness (Lust), foul icy rain (Gluttony), a foul marsh (Wrath), and on to the City of Dis, guarded by fallen angels.

(Greed has no weather mentioned that I remember.)

Back to fire (Heresy), a river of boiling blood and fire, burning sand and rain of fire (all Violence), more fire and boiling lakes (Fraud) and finally... the ninth and worst circle of hell.

This is the circle for Treachery, and where Lucifer is frozen along with other so-called traitors, in ice and pain. Icy winds come from his Seraph wings, sealing his own doom and honestly the rest of this is gross so imma skip it.

But with regards to climate and weather, Dante kept that imagery of flames front and centre (I mean he literally called it an Inferno) and yet at the very centre, at the most evil part of all hell, there is no heat at all, only ice and cold and death.

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I always found this kind of interesting and it definitely influenced how I perceived the climate of the Devildom. We don't see much evidence of flames in this version of hell, and in fact the demons tend to wear many layers, almost suggesting the very opposite - the Devildom is cold and dark, not hot and fiery.

As for weather, we know that it rains, and up here in the human realm there are countless expressions for peculiar and disliked weather that invoke the Devil's name. A lot of these are also gross so I'm just gonna point to the somewhat amusing "the devil is making pancakes" for a sunshower. Eminem uses a different variation 😒

There is also no shortage of examples of demons and angels being depicted as weather manipulators across many different cultures, able to conjure up pretty much everything from rain and hail to sunshine and a light breeze. There are further tales of weather being attributed to the mood of some mythological someone, though if that were the case in the Devildom I'd assume it would be the unconscious doing of the old demon king or similar.

A point of note - the Devildom sky is shown to have stars in it. This suggests there is either a genuine sky of some kind, in which case weather could absolutely be a part of this realm, or that the illusion of a genuine sky has been made, perhaps to make the fallen angels feel more at home.

In the human realm, it's impossible to have rain without clouds and oceans and a whole planetary system that supplies and removes rain. Either the Devildom is far bigger than we know, and has some other mechanics involving water evaporation (without a sun) and cloud formation, or it's all part of a deliberately engineered system for unknown reasons.

Perhaps to make the fallen and visiting angels feel more at home. Maybe to prevent the culture shock for the human exchange students being as severe. Possibly to entice demons to stay home rather than making mischief in the human realm. Maybe just because Diavolo likes singing in the rain.

Perhaps Lucifer, in his sadness when he fell, found he couldn't bring himself to look at the empty sky. And when he finally managed to lift his heavy gaze, he saw that Diavolo, the Prince of Demons, had painted the sky for him.

And for the first time since he fell, perhaps Lucifer gave a small smile.

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Art - Gustave Doré, Dante's Inferno & Paradise Lost; John Martin, Le Pandemonium.

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I shall yeeteth the cow unto the void

he can finally sleep undisturbed