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bender weekend starts now !!
LSTS GO BITCHES
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bender weekend starts tomorrow
was supposed to start tonight but i work at 6 am and unfortunately i may be slightly too responsible when it comes to work
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a coworker found this and i can’t stop giggling
#mcbitches also deserve knuckle sandwiches#welcome to mcdonald’s where i just deep fried my last fuck
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i got into a fight with my baby daddy last night and somehow ended up doing coke and molly and crashed out bad, and brunt a cig on my lip
last night was a lot
lowkey wished the drugs would have took me out
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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met a bitch named molly
she wanted to play mermaids
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so apparently
while tripping on molly
i really enjoy wanting to go play mermaids
last night was interesting
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I was raped by reality and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt
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