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Hm. Derek’s involuntary dog behaviours when fully transformed:

Scratch a specific spot behind his ear and his back leg starts kicking involuntarily

The long, quiet, throat growl followed by a soft “… woof”

Zoomies. Especially in enclosed, indoor spaces.

He sneezes when he gets excited (if u own a dog u know exactly what I’m talking about)

He will lick ur legs once u get out of the shower. Human Derek has no explanation.

He is a big boy and therefore has lap dog syndrome (except it’s almost always on Stiles’s lap).

It’s only happened once, but if he sees Stiles for the first time in a while while fully shifted, he’ll start wagging his tail and whining as he commences the Big Sniffining.

Must eat grass.

That’s it that’s the post.

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Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.

Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)

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A frustrating part of the mainstream vegan “love all animals and protect the environment” mindset is the fact that things need to die in real-life ecology all the time but deer hunting season makes icky feelings and carp culls aren’t cottagecore

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real

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i just can't believe that oda fucking create sanji, a stereotypical ladies man who simps to an embarrassing degree for women while having his hackles comically raised around everyone he perceives as a man - and most notably butting heads with the more obvious ~manly man~ of the crew. haha, classic anime running gag, the kind that gets obnoxious at times but still makes you laugh.

AND THEN, like a billion chapters later, motherfucker steeples his fingers and goes "soooooooo... what makes a person Like That?"

and the answer is that he grew up in fucking Toxic Masculinity, The Kingdom. the answer is that he was always Different, in a way other guys instinctively perceived as weak, and that made him the target of visceral scorn and violence. the answer is that he was sensitive, sweet, caring, nurturing - feminine-coded traits which are only valued by patriarchy insofar that they're performed by women in service of men. the answer is that in a kingdom comprised almost entirely by violent men, the only ones who were ever kind to him, the only safety he ever had, were a girl and a woman.

so cooking is for women and servants, it makes you less of a man. only women will ever really value you for your passions and dreams. women are also actively hurt by the way the world works, they are unsafe unless they comply with men's violence, and you have to protect them.

(men will always know what you are, and they will hurt you if you let them.)

and even after he leaves... at baratie he is cherished and respected, but even that is an extremely masculine environment. we don't talk about our feelings, we don't let our guard down, the only love is tough love. when he tries to express his artistry and express himself through his cooking, rather than just filling orders and making money, he gets mocked.

so here is a man who will not raise a hand to a woman, because he rejects the masculinity he was raised with and refuses to become yet another man subjecting women to violence. he is desperate for women's attention and affection because it's SAFE, it's the only kind he can trust. other men are potential threats and must be treated as such. he must at all times be snarky, tough, Not Feminine, because to be perceived otherwise is to be powerless, to be hurt.

like y'all. the queer coding of it all? the overtly feminist themes? the active rejection of toxic masculinity and the way it's shown to be directly tied to imperialism? what the fuck.

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Resharing my old mermaid tarot series in honor of MerMay! Still one of my favorite projects.

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Happy pride month

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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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Not dnd related but!!!

BIGASS TRILOBITE!

WITH PATTERN!!

You can machine or hand sew him, and he can be any size!

I made mine out of a fleece blanket but anything at least a little stretchy works.

Let me know if you make a Gerald!

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Not dnd related but!!!

BIGASS TRILOBITE!

WITH PATTERN!!

You can machine or hand sew him, and he can be any size!

I made mine out of a fleece blanket but anything at least a little stretchy works.

Let me know if you make a Gerald!

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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

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Going to reblog something incredibly horny and having to stop myself "YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING PORNBLOG YOU HAVE COMPLETELY NORMAL MUTUALS, INCLUDING ASEXUAL ONES"

but also hehe porn

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real homies respect trans people!

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I cannot express how much I adore dappled shadows formed by sunlight in paintings and photography and in real life

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Oh and if literal grass-touching IS viable, I also advocate for touching invasive grass. Many parks in the US have invasive plant removal volunteer work days. You get some air and some exercise and you can talk to other volunteers if you want or you can just march off into the trees on your own and start wreaking havoc with various hand tools. If you want to do something that is both useful AND destructive, I have found nothing better