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Everybody driving a car thinks they're the main character of the car. This is an ideologically bourgeois attitude. You know who doesn't ever feel like the main character of the vehicle they're in? Literally everyone on the bus. You're on the fucking bus. And the bus driver doesn't feel like the main character of the bus because she's at fucking work. The bus is the most ideologically proletarian form of transport.

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the way the skittles found out that regulus had a crush on james was that regulus is SO annoying about grammar and corrects everyone’s smallest mistakes but he lets it slide completely with james.

Dorcas: Did Potter just say more better?

Pandora: Surely not? Regulus didn’t correct him

Evan: He did say more better though

Barty, nodding: Reg wants the dick. I’m afraid it’s terminal

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I love it when I come across Christians and they shout "nudity has no business in our religion or with art"

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It's like really

So apparently Michelangelo was on something when he did the Sistine Chapel and others

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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Sirius "oh no, there are no more seats left, guess I'll just have to sit on your lap" Black

Remus "What the fuck are you talking about, we're the only ones here" Lupin

But ofc he lets Sirius sit on his lap anyways 🫶

My babies <3

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can’t get over the thought that regulus gets into random beef with non-living things and james is always there to support it. regulus tore his sweater on a doorknob? james says “fuck you door” anytime he crosses it. regulus almost got into an accident with a prius? they both make a face anytime they see one on the road.

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Ok, so here is another Regulus Black..

God, i am obsessed with him..

Glad that i could capture the wind c:

Hope you like it ✨

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parents will just never teach u basic life skills and then be shocked when you dont know basic life skills. Who do you think raised the child

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Sirius: Okay, who's the hottest person you can think of?

James: Your brother.

Sirius: Okay, Prongs, Regulus isn't here right now. You can be honest with me.

James: Reg is a ten.

Sirius: He's a six, at best!

James: You take that back!

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“jegulus makes no sense” okay then explain why james and regulus are the only two people in the marauders era who take a pinky promise as seriously as an unbreakable vow?

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angel with a shotgun

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how do i say i miss regulus black without sounding like a fucking idiot? 😭

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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his baby weiwei slept soundly on his human pillow for days, so chi cheng’s arm was numb and sore— the attention to detail was actually great in this series 🥹