characterinterviews
characterinterviews
Characters Answer Interview Questions Badly
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Ever wonder how your favorite characters from movies, TV shows, graphic novels and books would respond to common interview questions? Look no further than this blog. This is a joke blog, but there may be a serious answer every so often. Feel free to request a character or an interview question. 
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characterinterviews · 7 years ago
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Interviewer: Why do you want this job?
Guts: Well, I’ve always been passionate about not starving to death.
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characterinterviews · 7 years ago
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Interviewer: tell me about a time you made a mistake.
Griffith: I've done nothing wrong.
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characterinterviews · 8 years ago
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Interviewer: what is your greatest weakness in the workplace?
Piccolo: Are you fucking kidding me? What do you think my greatest weakness is? I'm green, you stupid shit. 
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characterinterviews · 8 years ago
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Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
Goku: ...I don’t understand the question.
Interviewer: What is an area in which you consider yourself to be weak?
Goku: ...
Interviewer: ...
Goku: ...
Interviewer: ...Okay then. How about we come back to that one?
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characterinterviews · 8 years ago
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Interviewer: What would you look to accomplish in the first 30/60/90 days on the job?
Azula: Well, first I would discover weaknesses in your organization--kinks in the armor, if you will. Then I would exploit those weaknesses, turning all of your employees against you. I’d have your job in the first thirty days then move on to one of the intermediate managers, repeating the same steps over and over again until I get to CEO. 
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characterinterviews · 8 years ago
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Interviewer: Tell me about a challenge or conflict you faced at work, and how you dealt with it.
Griffith: Well... one of my best employees once wanted to leave the company.
Interviewer: Oh, that’s a great example. How did you deal with that? Negotiate a deal that enticed him to stay?
Griffith: No. I challenged him to a duel, but I lost, so I fucked a princess instead. 
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characterinterviews · 8 years ago
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Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
Castiel: ...I’m not exactly sure. I am vulnerable to many things, including angel blades... holy fire... certain forms of magic and warding...
Interviewer: I... meant in terms of the workplace.
Castiel: Oh. Um, maybe slushee machines. I find them very vexing.
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characterinterviews · 8 years ago
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