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A Hidden Treasure in Iceland by Lurie Belegurschi Website | Facebook
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Jurassic Park Reboot:
The key difference is that this time, the scientists used primarily bird DNA to fill the gaps in dinosaur genomes. This results in the dinosaurs being fully covered in feathers.
The Jeff Goldblum (skeptic character) is this time played by Chris Hemsworth, going Full Australian with his accent. He is the first one to express horror that they used emu DNA to finish the T-rex. “Have you ever met an emu? My country lost a war against them, and we had cars and machine guns. They’re nasty bastards.” Similar reactions happen when they learn about the raptors, who are proper biological size (i.e., coming to mid-calf) who were finished using a combination of hawk and chicken DNA. “Has nobody here been to a farm! Or played Zelda?”
We also get some ridiculous dinosaurs, like triceratops, where the frill is covered in peacock-like plumage, and extremely fluffy stegosaurs (”We wanted to have some dinos that would be really marketable in plush form”).
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Shit my wife has said to the cat, part 7
- No, I love you, I really do. I know that you’re a remarkable cat, capable of great acts of evil.
- Look up there in the stars! You belong there! We’ll send you up there, but you’ll die because there’s no air.
- You’re an uncommon thug, but you still get house arrest between the hours of 8 and 8.
- Hearken the wayfarer from the North! He brings news of the black spring! ‘Twas a long winter, yet to break. NOOOOooooo stop playing with my nose tissue, wayfarer!
- This is objectively ridiculous, Miss Kitty. And if I were in the right state of mind I’d be laughing. But I’m not. Because you’re not fucking funny.
- You’re so lucky she loves you. I have to do things like pay the rent. You get to lay down and get a ‘good boy!’
- You ain’t the sharpest drawer. I mean the sharpest knife. In the drawer. I mean you’re not the sharpest – I wouldn’t want a sharp drawer! I need…. I need to just simmer down.
- I’m going to send photos of your butt to the Russians. Then they’ll post them online and you’ll be so embarrassed.
- (watching a peaceful video of a cat canoeing with its owner) This could be us, Miss Kitty. But you’re a huge bitch.
- I’ll walk at you funny! I’m the crab of your nightmares.
- I hate your face. Goodbye.
- Someday I’m going to throw you into an industrial fan. And then I can quip, “the shit’s finally hit the fan!”
- (to me) That is a statement of unusual violence. Please specify that I would never throw her into an industrial fan.
- I’d throw her into a smaller fan, though. Just one that would trim her nails a little bit, give her a haircut.
- Miss Kitty, I’m going to throw you into – what was it last time? An industrial fan? – No, I’m going to throw you into a vat of boiling acid. I’m going to make you into the kitty Joker, beloved by fans and considered trite and overused by true critics.
- You’re on top of me like I’m some kind of exquisite $2 hooker.
- You’re always going to be that 6-year-old who pooped his pants, and I’m never going to let you forget that.
- You were not born to love. You were not made like a larva to grow into love. I’m basically calling you a basic bitch. You’re a basic bitch.
- I know, I know, I’m really intense right now. But you’re made of absolute shit and I love you,
- Have you ever known life without inhibition?
- You’re a frat boy. You chug catnip like beer. Like “omnom nom nom, I’m gonna cause some hazing incidents”
- I’ve got bad news for you, Miss Kitty. Your face looks like a burnt pancake.
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6
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Off-grid adobe/stone cabin on 40 acres in northern New Mexico high desert
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