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it’s very clever when a musician does a countdown before the song starts that way you don’t get scared when the music comes on because you now know what’s coming
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Pintrest I fucking hate you sometimes
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they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there
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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?
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sorry the faces of every man ive ever killed just flashed before my eyes was that a yes or a no to butt stuff
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It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation
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I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better


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It's time for Tiktok video of the day from my stash 🎶
Heh
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