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Business has been slow is all.
we're the only one in the team that uses tumblr anymore. too chronically offline, we need to make references.
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You sure as hell haven’t been buying them from me, are you cheating on me with a different shop?
we're the only one in the team that uses tumblr anymore. too chronically offline, we need to make references.
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The shop is expanding, I now accept almost any currency and I will be happy to provide my services to anyone now, and not just chats.
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I think I may have found out who stole the pasta…

RTCHAT IT WAS YOU!
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Show me proof that Failboat chat uses italics as an action indicator.
Pasta theft investigation update
So I looked through some of RTchat crew’s posts and I have a small list of what each one uses as an action indicator.
Cupcake: yellow brackets
Dread: no indicator
Magical John: He doesn’t seem to have actually taken an action ever
Iwantdie: same as John
No sign of anyone that uses italics as an action indicator.
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Pasta theft investigation update
So I looked through some of RTchat crew’s posts and I have a small list of what each one uses as an action indicator.
Cupcake: yellow brackets
Dread: no indicator
Magical John: He doesn’t seem to have actually taken an action ever
Iwantdie: same as John
No sign of anyone that uses italics as an action indicator.
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Do you have a copier? We need to copy a certain photo
-live chat (failboat)
Uhh let me check.
[He pops his head into a portal after a few seconds he comes back out]
Yea I got a photocopier, 5g to use black and white and 10g for color.
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I agree that they're obsessed with Magical John... though I don't think he eats fertilizer.
It is still worthwhile to ask him though.
steals your pasta
-live chat
Ok which chat did this?
I mean I have my suspicions but I need to confirm
@everyones-favourite-hivemind
@best-live-chat-ever
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RT chat do you know of another chat besides Failboat chat?
@everyones-favourite-hivemind
steals your pasta
-live chat
Ok which chat did this?
I mean I have my suspicions but I need to confirm
@everyones-favourite-hivemind
@best-live-chat-ever
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Well... do you know of another chat?
steals your pasta
-live chat
Ok which chat did this?
I mean I have my suspicions but I need to confirm
@everyones-favourite-hivemind
@best-live-chat-ever
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But also I do believe RT chat as they don’t seem to send anons… so I think the culprit may be an impersonator.
steals your pasta
-live chat
Ok which chat did this?
I mean I have my suspicions but I need to confirm
@everyones-favourite-hivemind
@best-live-chat-ever
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Well last time I’ve seen you do something you used an entirely different font and had spaces In between each letter.
steals your pasta
-live chat
Ok which chat did this?
I mean I have my suspicions but I need to confirm
@everyones-favourite-hivemind
@best-live-chat-ever
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How did this even happen how did one of them get into my pocket dimension?
steals your pasta
-live chat
Ok which chat did this?
I mean I have my suspicions but I need to confirm
@everyones-favourite-hivemind
@best-live-chat-ever
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They stole all 50 boxes so I’m out of stock on those… Alright if you get them back from RT chat you can have 35 boxes. I will stick around you though to make sure you’re actually getting it from RT chat and not just bringing back what you stole.
steals your pasta
-live chat
Ok which chat did this?
I mean I have my suspicions but I need to confirm
@everyones-favourite-hivemind
@best-live-chat-ever
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I mean like you were willing to kill for that pasta so I wouldn’t put it past you to steal it from me so unless RT chat confesses you’re still the prime suspect.
steals your pasta
-live chat
Ok which chat did this?
I mean I have my suspicions but I need to confirm
@everyones-favourite-hivemind
@best-live-chat-ever
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steals your pasta
-live chat
Ok which chat did this?
I mean I have my suspicions but I need to confirm
@everyones-favourite-hivemind
@best-live-chat-ever
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Happy birthday chat!
I’ll give you 25% off any purchase you make at my shop today.
its our birthday
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