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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”
coworker: “damn dude was preordering”
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I realize that only 15 years ago I was able to ride my bike outside of the neighborhood, go to the store after two hours to grab a snack and some juice to eat, sit next to my bike at a park bench, and then ride around for another two hours before coming back home. Crazy.




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so my dad's car insurance called me today and was like hey we're trying to get a hold of this dude and found your name and thought y'all might be related (i have an incredibly uncommon surname). so I was like yeah that's my dad. can you tell me what he did this time
and i could tell she wasn't supposed to tell me, but heard the absolute exasperation in my voice and just knew i was his child. she described that there was "a fender bender, and an altercation, in a restaurant parking lot" and that his lawyer was trying to get a hold of him to tell him his court summons had been waived
my parents own a restaurant so I figured it was their parking lot but upon asking my mom i have learned

it was a burger king parking lot. he physically fought a guy in a rural pennsylvania burger king parking lot. love and light ☀️
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I thought nothing else but Tears of the Kingdom.
Anyway Happy Pride!

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Imma be hella honest: the price for the switch 2 is justified. The games? Probably because of Trump. It was bound to happen anyway.
Y’all can be mad but just…this isn’t the true fight tbh. It’s a console that’s portable that runs better than the ps5 so no shit it’s more expensive. Go be mad somewhere else.
Anyway I’m not getting one because I don’t like the right joycon-
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҉ ⁀➷ 𝑩𝑳𝑶𝑩𝑩𝑼
LOVE AND DEEPSPACE: BLOSSOM ESCAPE
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One of my students, aged 3.4 years old, came up to me today and poked my leg while I was laying down. He then proceeds to squeeze my leg gently and looks at me and goes, “Miss, you comfy and I think it’s lovely. I love it for you.”and the reads a book while next to me in the floor.
I love my students.
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Happy 10th anniversary Splatoon! Congrats on hitting the big 10! 🦑🎉
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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -
A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
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americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..
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This is why I separate MC from myself most times when im playing because Sylus flicking me in the forehead would drive me up the fucking wall. Like you gotta stop that shit w/ me sir boop my nose don't flick me.
Or even them just constantly patting her head BRO I JUST DID MY HAIR STOP IT.
Then I remember im black and this game was not actually made with girls like me in mind 🤣
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I’m learning this. I cant read it, but I can figure out the notes
Did a transcription of "Mist Walker", the most simplistic variation of Sylus' theme, for solo piano. Full score here.
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