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"They were complementary halves of a single warrior."

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star wars + taylor swift lyrics (2/?) ↳ SHEEV PALPATINE + MASTERMIND

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something something parallels between padmé’s sarcophagus and vader’s suit

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i think we got over the fact that vader was like ready to pull an heathcliff with padmé's grave in the comics way too quickly because what the hell

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"You're the closest thing I have to a father."

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callout post for my roommates who have decided to start writing lyrics for the hypothetical star wars musical ‘Glup Shitto’ written and dir by lin manuel miranda who also plays the titular glup shitto

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HANDMADE MICRO-PROPS FROM “ANDOR” S2 

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dont you hate centaxdays

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psychological torment aside, there’s actually some moderately thrilling drama in here

studying the full range of human emotion by reading the usps complaints reddit

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The fuckass padawan haircut is so important because it’s the only thing that can keep a teenage space wizards ego in check

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studying the full range of human emotion by reading the usps complaints reddit

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in all the lamentations about this site’s tendency to piss on the poor, we’ve overlooked the people who apparently never learned how to structure an argument

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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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Star wars is so fucking funny regarding internal lore consistency like they will fuck up an entire character's carefully established backstory and personality but then keep this one random dude alive because he shows up in a single episode of another show that released like 8 years ago and his name is foreskin sej

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The thing about a really good ship is I need it to be equal parts sweet and fucked up. It's like a lemonade. you want it half sour and half sweet because the two flavors are complementary. The love needs to be there so it can wreck their lives or they need to be wrecks so they can fall in love

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"why did you stop writing your story!!! never stop writing!!!!!!!!!!!" well you see the character had to drive one mile to a new location and the sentence "she got into the car" was quite simply my undoing