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u kno what. im about to say it. it’s Titty Thursday
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me: google give me a gentle coyote
google:

me again: omg thank yuou so much..
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@wereprince thats the idea
why get heelys if u can put little cushions of gale-force winds under ur feet and cruise rapidly towards people like that one ghost bitch from the movie i cant remember then name of
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why get heelys if u can put little cushions of gale-force winds under ur feet and cruise rapidly towards people like that one ghost bitch from the movie i cant remember then name of
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not being dramatic or anything but i think i’ve actually spent about 10 months of this year tired and sad
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me: *walkin around in a haunted mansion with a piece of lettuce in my hair*
portrait of a woman hanging on the wall: *follows me with her eyes*
me: I have a girlfriend
portrait: ok lettuce head
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i ate a whole thing of ice breakers duos and im breathing strawberry ice cream
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im just saying but deers and rabbits and squirrels are all secretly at the top of the food chain humans are subservient to them and we just domt know it
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(me toggling “best stuff first” option on and off) die die die die
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art trade with shark crush on IG
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Mami Tanakaさんのツイート: 注意しようがないような。 https://t.co/B4AtsWmkNx
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