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Of course, of course~ It’s my job; and even if it wasn’t I would be here.

Remember that day? When I really messed up the place? I was upset at the Manager. Head of the Welfare team, but I couldn’t do anything. That’s not the case anymore.

You rest up, okay?~ I can tell you’re about to panic. I’d recommend coffee, but that might make you feel worse, aha…

Hi~ How are you doing lately?

[It’s Chesed, his mechanical voice friendly as he walked up to the red-clad agent.]

[ Oh, the poor darling... He isn't much better than from last time we’ve seen him! Infact? He might be just a littleee more worse! ]

Ah— Sir Chesed, I didn't see you there!

Or hear you.

A-anyways, um. It…

Itcoulddefinitelybemuchbetter.

[ …At least he’s grown from bottling it up so much? There’s that??? ]

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The new one? I thought we all figured it was an ALEPH?

[Realization sets in. The Sephirot’s artificial voices were shockingly good at conveying emotion, as Chesed’s annoyance can be felt through his voice alone.]

Ayi- tsk, the Manager… Didn’t listen to me and paid for it…

I’m sorry, Karma. That should not have happened. The Manager should know better.

Hi~ How are you doing lately?

[It’s Chesed, his mechanical voice friendly as he walked up to the red-clad agent.]

[ Oh, the poor darling... He isn't much better than from last time we’ve seen him! Infact? He might be just a littleee more worse! ]

Ah— Sir Chesed, I didn't see you there!

Or hear you.

A-anyways, um. It…

Itcoulddefinitelybemuchbetter.

[ …At least he’s grown from bottling it up so much? There’s that??? ]

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Oh, dear…

Talk to me, won’t you? I’m here for you, y’know.

[Chesed sits next to Karma, as best as he can anyway. One of his hands reaches out and rests on Karma’s arm.]

Hi~ How are you doing lately?

[It’s Chesed, his mechanical voice friendly as he walked up to the red-clad agent.]

[ Oh, the poor darling... He isn't much better than from last time we’ve seen him! Infact? He might be just a littleee more worse! ]

Ah— Sir Chesed, I didn't see you there!

Or hear you.

A-anyways, um. It…

Itcoulddefinitelybemuchbetter.

[ …At least he’s grown from bottling it up so much? There’s that??? ]

[chesedscoffeeshop]

Forgive my lateness, but, it is Pride Month! I would like to wish all employees of Lobotomy Corporation a happy pride and to know what Lobotomy Corporation welcomes you all with open arms.

Especially the Welfare team, ehe~

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His name is Karma, Ayin. I know you're all about the "means to an end" and "sacrifices", but you could at least pay closer attention to the people helping us...

Anyway, yeah, it's about Karma. Go easy on him, yeah?

Ayin. I need to talk to you.

-Chesed

Ah, Chesed. Of course. Is this about that employee of yours whose been in counseling?

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Oh, please, no need to thank me. It’s my job to look out for you all. I’m not afraid to actually do it anymore.

Hey, it’s Chesed!~

Nice to have you back, man. Seriously. I know that was rough on you. Hope the counseling helped. We all missed you here on the team.

Take it easy for a bit, yeah? I’ll talk to the Manager. Gotta get reacquainted, y’know?

Yeah… I’ve gotten better now, Chesed. Thank you for being worried…

I’ll take it easy, promise. Missed you too.

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Okay, so don’t let Datura work on our new abnormality… noted. That very easily could’ve been a disaster.

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…

I have tried to do many things, in the past. Please do not remind me of it. This is what I mean by “pestering me”.

So... Datura's on here? Oh, what joy.

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Far from it. I think I tell you this quite often. The only thing I can praise you for is your work ethic; you’re very good at your job. If you stopped spending every moment of your free time pestering me, I’d like you more.

Why the Manager even assigned you here is beyond me, I think you’d fit in much better in Disciplinary, or even any of the Asiyah departments minus Information.

So... Datura's on here? Oh, what joy.

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Hah, as if the daily torment she puts me through wasn’t enough for her.

So... Datura's on here? Oh, what joy.

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replaying lobcorp with a friend and remembering how good it is… I drew a little hod

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So... Datura's on here? Oh, what joy.

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Well, leave them here. I’ll take care of this matter, you worry about other things.

“Hey, so…I have Acacia here. They were panicking earlier.”

-HaLynn

Oh, dear… what happened?

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“Hey, so…I have Acacia here. They were panicking earlier.”

-HaLynn

Oh, dear… what happened?

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“Chesed may I have more coffee?”

-Griffin

Oh, sure! Help yourself~

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chesed on a scale of 1-10 how edible are your coffee machines i am asking for a friend

they are metal, so I don’t recommend eating them. They’d probably taste like steel. 1/10.

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Hm… I suppose you did.

”Uncle Chesed I don’t know what the fuck-…wait-“

-HaLynn

Hm? What’s the problem, HaLynn?