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the most incredible creature

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just a cute little fact but august 1st is also designated as the universal birthday for shelter dogs whose actual birthdays are unknown

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[comes out of my mutuals blog breathless and blood stained] didnt even fidn the . fucking post

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Making a flat/wide/bulbous nose appreciation post because those big nose posts never include them:

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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

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So sad to hear about Donald Trump. My heart goes out to everyone affected by the tragedy this morning

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We make jokes about Dirk Strider being an anime nerd but we’ve slept on this canon dialogue from Egbert himself. disgraceful

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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I can't kill myself because I have to kiss my boyfriend.

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one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

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*giggles* weeeeeeee

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Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭

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"Sometimes entertainment is an overrated function of art. Sometimes being made uncomfortable is the point. Sometimes being repulsed by something is the point."

Simon Pegg in the Criterion Closet

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Mastercard and visa have reported to a couple news outlets that they are currently being swamped with calls and complaints. Keep up the pressure and try to (politely) insist that you leave a complaint via phone instead of letting the rep direct you to emails. It's way easier to be overwhelmed by a much smaller number of calls so each one counts for a bit more!