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very nsfw only read this if u want to have an orgasm
nakud woman (with boob)
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the ocean is problematic
- knocks me tf down
- crazy fishy
- sand in ass
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how the fuck does one drink water wrong
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Why do we have two testicles instead of one big super nut
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friends: oh no! it’s raining, we can’t go out! this sucks!!
me:

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person: you're pretty cool!
me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed
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girl: i love you
me: welcome to the club
girl: *gets offended and walks away*
me: …u were the first member
like if u cried
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