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Bright Day

None of that low saturation nonsense.  Full color. Full Brightness. It's a bright day for us all. https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/08/bright-day.html

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Breath Attack

Despite developing a rather concerning neon green complexion and growing to nearly three times its original size the bird still couldn't release a radioactive breath attack. Despite its best efforts science had failed. https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/08/breath-attack.html

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Glow – July 2025 Wallpaper

For this month's wallpaper we're returning to one of the classics, the duality of red and blue. Hot and Cold. Passion and Calculation. Of course this site is purple because it's all a careful balancing act. We have strong linework and a pleasant glow so slap this one on your computer. It will look great beside your browser icon and the shady 3rd party copy of MS Paint I assume you have installed. Thank you, as always, to my supporters on Patreon and Ko-Fi. I still find it hard to believe you exist.

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Ready To Race

Late at night, by the side of the road a chicken stood at the ready. Was it preparing to cross the road? No, the chicken was ready to race.  As soon as the car passed the race was on. https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/07/ready-to-race.html

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Handsome Looking Bird

A handsome looking bird locks eyes from across the field. That seductive gaze... As a human this was simply an uncomfortable encounter on your side. https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/07/handsome-looking-bird.html

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Tower – June 2025 Wallpaper

Climbing, striving to reach the peak with nothing in sight. Intense focus, relying on whatever tricks and dark deals you were forced to make along the way. A single slip and you'll fall, never able to climb again. This isn't a metaphor for anything. I just like dark mysterious cursed towers. Classic fantasy setting. Thank you as always to my supporters on Patreon and Ko-Fi.  https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/07/tower-june-2025-wallpaper.html

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Hoodie

Cute round birdy in a blue hoodie. Two-tone because I'm not feeling shading or an outline on this one. https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/07/hoodie.html

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Youthful Vigor

Hoorah! Show off your style and enjoy living life. I'm not doing that of course. Unlike this bold bird I could never feel comfortable wearing a crop top. https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/07/youthful-vigor.html

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Time and Space

Mastery over Time and Space is a distant illusion for mankind, but what of the descendants of dinosaurs. Surely in their infinite wisdom they passed everything down to the delicious and tasty birds we have today. Time travel is blue in my mind and I'm not quite sure why... Definitely translucent floating clocks though. That part is objective. https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/07/time-and-space.html

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July 4th

Happy America Everyone. As you may be aware I'm watching some fireworks. https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/07/july-4th.html

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Scale

How zoomed in do you want your chicken? I assume somewhere between deep fried and one of those rotisserie chickens from the grocery store. I like the back one. His lack of detail and smallness are appealing. https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/06/scale.html

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Struck By A Thought

Carefully consider your options. None of the ones you think you have matter. It's all going to come down to the poorly conceived notion you get at the last moment. Anyways, do you think I can do a house of cards shaped like a chicken or would it need too much glue? https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/06/struck-by-thought.html

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Construction Wizard

The construction wizard consulted his blue scroll, but honestly couldn't make heads or tails of these so called skyscrapers. Shouldn't they be something reasonable, like a Chicken Coup or an ominous Tower? I was on vacation. I thought I let you all know, but I forgot. https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/06/construction-wizard.html

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Ghostly

What makes a ghost? Is it simply a lack of colors and floating in an undefined word of crossing lights? Of course not. It's also being a bit less than alive. https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/06/ghostly.html

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Card Trick

The humble pigeon thought they were playing a Collectible Card Game, but the chicken Magician's endless deck of cards dazed his vision as he learned the horrible truth. The 6 of Diamonds was the pigeon's card right from the start. https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/06/card-trick.html

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Space Cowboy

Yeehaw yonder space critters. Now that the feathered outlaw has escaped into the depths of space we can only count on a humble space sheriff to stop him. The gold and purple star BG looks nice I think? https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/06/space-cowboy.html

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Take Flight – May 2025 Wallpaper

For this month's wallpaper four silhouettes show a bold action, as the chicken attempts to take flight. A Stand, a Leap, a hesitant Stumble and finally Flight, which chickens quite infamously cannot do very well. That's what following your dreams and taking a leap of faith is all about though. You might stumble, but if you don't jump you'll never take flight. Thank you, as always, to both my paid supporters on Patreon and Ko-Fi and everyone who just occasionally comments. Keeps this whole thing fun. https://www.chickenmaker.net/2025/05/take-flight-may-2025-wallpaper.html