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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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I need to write this bs in the pov I experienced bc I was half sleep while I read it

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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"No... impossible! That spell should have driven you insane!" "Buddy, lookie here. I AM insane."

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mermaid internet cafe in an upside down boat, where the mermaids go to read fanfiction, and do whatever else they do on the internet. remote work, probably.

edit: 2 weeks later i realize the acronym should have been We Have A Lot of Exceptions to spell whale. oh whale.

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Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared

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He’s so cool

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Plz no, is the reason I'd rather be under my blankets

can I come over and look at you like this

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The older I get the less I can comprehend grown-ass adults being mean to kids, people in customer service, and especially teenagers in customer jobs. Saw some kid in a fast food place in an uniform that clearly stated "work training" and how I feel is almost exactly the same as seeing a little puppy in a harness that says "guide dog in training, do not disturb".

Like oh my god little baby has a job! Good job small baby!

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny