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I love talking about a sub as if it's not in the room. Just ignoring whatever it says, while still making it clear with my eyes and occasionally my hands that I know it's there. Talking about things I plan to do to it. Telling my conversational partner the best ways to touch it. Rambling about the types of noises it makes. All the while never quite meeting its gaze, never quite responding directly to anything it says, and never quite letting it get away.

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AND PROUD

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Cuteeeee

Introducing my husband and mentioning “my boyfriend” in the same sentence. The person we’re talking to makes a face like they feel sorry for my husband. What they don’t know is that our boyfriend is currently half an inch tall and in my husband’s boxers.

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I'm like a precious little thing you wanna take care of and also take advantage of. like a sex toy that's also a prized possession.

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i am kind of shocked that ive never seen cock vore end in the bladder. piss isnt my bag but its definitely a lot of other peoples.

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M/m unbirth when

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Taking in a shrinkee because “his” family rejected keeping “him” once the shrinking hit “him” and slowly but surely I realize “he” really really prefers wearing the frilly doll dresses I have and like growing “his” hair out and “his” search history on his iPad has begun to go “estrogen for tinies” “how to dose estrogen on tinies” “is estrogen safe for tinies” etc etc. which could mean nothing.

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Please treat me like I'm incapable of any thought beyond how much I love my owner 😔

i’m sick so bad every one feel bad and fawn over me

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He's a little freak

IN THE ORIGINAL BOOKS STUART LITTLE ISNT A MOUSE!! HES A GUY WHO JUST LOOKS LIKE THAT!!!!!

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never forget: because all human-affini interaction is inherently sexual, and all child-affini interaction is inherently pedophilic, and due to the requirements of the given worldbuilding Affini must regularly interact with children, all Affini are canonically pedophiles according to the official wiki! do not forget this!

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Ok but imagine when they start to trust you, they nervously ask to fuck you and they're so hesitant and asking if they're doing ok and if they're pleasing you and wanting praises 😖😖

ok so the borrowee sacrifice thing... . you know how in stories of leaving a human sacrifice to a dragon or whatever, they often tie the human being sacrificed to a pole or tree?

borrowers leaving their sacrifice tied to the dildo you left out. just to make it clear why there's a tied up borrower on your nightstand.

I know this is meant to be sexy/lead to taking advantage of a tiny but I actually think this would be a really fun start to a comfort story.

Mostly because I don’t think the borrower would believe you. Not when they’re. Well. Yknow. Bound tight against your (heavily used) dildo and gagged so they can’t speak properly.

Coming across the poor thing with tears streaming down their face. No amount of “shhh, I’ve got you, you’re okay…” would reassure them. The second they’re untied they’re flailing, panic surging through their entire body. Maybe they even pass out from fear.

Either way. Yum.

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Dude why am I such a sucker for any micro/macro pet trope

I’m SUCH a good pet. Like I’m SUUUCH a good pet see I can be quiet and compact and you wouldn’t even notice me if you kept me in your pocket at work- (you plunk me into my tank) damn I really thought it would work if I slipped it in that time. (Banging on the glass walls of my terrarium while you get ready) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ITS SOOOO BORING HERE WHEN YOURE GOOONE ILL BE SWEET AND QUIET PLEEEEASE

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DON'T MENTION KINK SIDEBLOGS ON MAIN!!!

Aforementioned irl friend lurks this blog btw.

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I saw a reddit post yesterday comparing people who are put off by the fucked up kink dynamics of HDG to that one tumblr post about "Is the writing actually bad or are you trying to order a milkshake at Home Depot"

I'm not trying to order a milkshake at Home Depot, I'm trying to order a milkshake at this popular milkshake place I just heard about that's supposed to be really good but they keep putting some kind of spicy flavouring in it that doesn't taste good to me and I think I might actually be allergic to and I keep asking them for no spicy flavour in my milkshake but they just tell me that "Oh the spicy flavour is the entire point of the milkshake!" and then they put the spicy flavour in my milkshake anyway so basically I'm ordering milkshake from a milkshake place but I think this milkshake place might just have some weird ideas about making milkshakes

Anyway I've started plotting out an HDG story where the real kink is platonic intimacy and found family, fuck it I'm stealing their milkshake recipe and making my own.

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I've found that in the HDG fandom it is mildly gated by the transfem community. Not saying that it isn't warranted because it was made by and for transfems, but as a person not exactly female and kind of uncomfortable when addressed as such, I do feel some sort of guilt for not being the target audience despite being queer and autistic.

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Home Remedy by Slylittleprincess

Released: July 2025

4k words

Noteworthy tags: ...where the fuck do I even start?

Poor Amy is feeling under the weather ever since her Owner started testing her sinuses with that sap coated tendril. Thankfully the cure is knotting and her special playmates are here to help.

Home Remedy is disgusting in all the best possible ways. A sequel to "That" Floret, it's a beautiful continuation as this wonderful little floret just gets passed around the polycule. First Pyxx decided to murder Sheepwave with Anastatias, then Sheepwave responded by getting nasty, and now SlyLittlePrincess has taken that ball and run with it.

And like most SlyLittlePrincess one-shots... It's fucking peak. Folks, I had to stop and scream at the author roughly every single paragraph. I mean, LOOK AT THIS SHIT!

I don’t remember when Averie got here, or how long she’s been going for, but that’s okay because I don’t remember a lot of stuff. I don’t really need to remember anything, other than how to say the important things like “yes”, “green”, and “I volunteered for this”.

Mild spoilers for Anastatias, but uh, SHE DID NOT VOLUNTEER FOR THIS.

My cheeks burn bright red but I’m not sure why. Last week she made sure to chemically reinforce that it’s good for puppies to have a mouth that tastes like their playmates parts and ever since then I’ve always loved worshipping balls as long as I can remember.

The structure of this sentence is so heinous. So utterly heinous. I love it.

Even still, it’s difficult being sick and also getting my throat fucked and pissed down. My nose is so full of sap and pollen I can’t breathe like this, so I don’t. If I need air someone will make sure I have it.

"If I need air someone will make sure I have it".

Fucking hell.

And the funny thing is, these are barely even excerpts. Every fucking paragraph is like this. It's just slap after slap after slap in the face of the unbelievably hot, degrading, dehumanizing smut, and I, for one, cannot wait to see what happens to Amy next. Whatever it is, it's bound to be fucking disgusting. And involve piss. AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.