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my concept art for a new type of top surgery

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god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

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Nooo i just saw a TikTok of someone calling their mom a hoarder cause she has a CD collection and going "i can play these faster on an app" and telling her to throw them away BITE BITE BITE BITE KILL KILL KILL KILL if someone said that to me i would rip them apart with my teeth i would burn them alive the violence that would take place would be unimaginable i would be an unleashed demon hungry for blood and meat. unimaginable horrors. death and destruction. killing. maiming. no one could survive that. it would be a nuclear apocalypse. leave the fucking CDs alone

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why is bass so expensiveeeeee

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sometimes a friend comes by to drop something and says "yeah after that i'm off to a puzzle warehouse" and you have no choice but to leave your depression spiral, get dressed, and follow that friend to the middle of nowhere to see the puzzle warehouse

there's two floors.

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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Every Moment of Delay Could Kill Her My Wife and Daughters Need You

My wife suddenly collapsed before my eyes, and we rushed her to the hospital without understanding why Is it malnutrition? The ongoing war? The psychological terror? Or the exhaustion from cooking over the blazing fire in our tent?

Blue bruises cover her body, and every breath she takes tears my heart apart. My children cry helplessly, and I am consumed with fear for my little daughters. DONATE NOW

My wife urgently needs healthy food rich in protein and vitamins, psychological rest, and immediate treatment that is very expensive.

I beg you… donate now to save the life of my wife and daughters. You are their only hope, and every moment of delay could be the difference between life and death.

Vetted by gazavatters #520

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I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind

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I think the most entertaining piece of class discourse I've ever seen is a dude claiming anyone who has a chequing account with a positive balance is bourgeois, because the idea of the majority of the population rapidly oscillating between working class and bourgeois every time they get paid is funny as hell.

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it'a soooo original to make your fursona a totally generic fox in MLM flag colours. i bet there's soooo much to your personality besides being a tumblr user and being so desperate for friends that you would slap any label onto yourself. i bet you only listen to music by white people, that's the vibe i get off you.

i am bisexual and have a toothpaste coloured fursona through sheer coincidence. really good try but you have to say things which are true about people for them to feel hurt. youll get em next time champ