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*unplugs 100% charged iphone*
*slides to unlock*
battery 43%
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being an ant would fucking suck. there’s an animal called an anteater, that’s not even like a nickname.
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Me as a lawyer
BUT, your honor, I googled it twice
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I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”
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do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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brain: do you have your wallet?
me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*
me: yeah
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trying to be interested in something u clearly hate

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