20 • Pan Troglodytes (chimpanzee) • BE NICE OR BITE YOU OR HIT YOU
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Samson was rude today, what a surprise. Took a pear and at least one lettuce away from me and gave me a look like "what are you going to do? Stupid phone guy" and showed his TEETH at me. But Bo gave me a banana and one of his lettuce because he's respectful.
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Yeah, but wait until you realize TIGERS rhymes with BITERS because that is what they do. This is their secret plan. Do not fall for the propaganda unless you are stupid
Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day
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Wow... The Internet is amazing.
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A stupid lady was rude so I stole the phone. Charles said "Seymour, please give the nice lady her phone back" and I show my teeth and he RUN AWAY, because he is a feeble coward. I can talk to the outside from here? That is great because now I will not be bored with the stupid toys. I have been reading for a while before I decide to post so HELLO. I have been reading a lot but I still do not sometimes understand.
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HELLO
I am chimpanzee from the place where humans look at me.
Like:
• Fruits and vegetables
• to walk
• to learn
• friends Bo and Lola
• nice people who show me things
Hate:
• dumb Samson who is a bitch
• rude
• stupid people
• bored
• biscuits (okay but not great)
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