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I saved like 100+ yaoi porn images to my computer yesterday and I think my mom found out

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IM A FUCKING DEATHFAT

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I’d have to drive myself schizophrenic and isolate myself in a cloister for 30 years to come up with anything as funny as this

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Tbh I’ll never vote democrat because republicans are just too funny to not let run the country into the ground. “Big Beautiful Bill” is a cosmic comedy beyond comprehension

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Every faggot has a Helen of Troy complex and needs to be told that he’s a worthless set dressing because he has a penis. You will never be an object of desire or worthy of elevation, you people don’t show up in history books because you lot are specks of dust underneath fingernails. Foot stool.

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If they took a photo of you the munchies on theyblr would image describe you as a fat person

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I’m too fat to have been admitted onto epstein’s island and that haunts me every waking hour

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Your English and gym teacher are getting married 🤍

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Getting the world’s first neurolink chip so I can submit every male I’m forced to interact with’s face into an ai algorithmic training database so he can get deepfakes made of him and lose his job

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Would sell organs for her

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I literally just want a job that isn’t a shitlib affirmative action HR position, literally anything. I have no passions and I want to jump off a bridge but I need my MRS degree first

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I wish I could look in the mirror one day and not think I have to get skinnier

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*drags fictional cigarette* ugh, I need an abortion