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– Will you talk nonsense in the future??!?
– I won't!
illustration of one of my favourite scenes in the novel "The Master and Margarita" by Mikhail Bulgakov
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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it’s the fate of all blonde men to die a gruesome peculiar hamster-like death
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once i figure out how to do anatomy and facial expressions and proportion and foreshortening and basic perspective and color theory and composition then youll all be sorry
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how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever

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average House of Leaves chapter be like:
"Navidson you bitch ass motherfucker, get away from that door!"
"Karen, the Horrors."
"Type shit," they both said in unison.
This is a prime example of Navidson's Oedipus complex. Just as he longs to enter the depths of his house through the door in his living room, he longs to re-enter the motherly womb¹, to be reborn anew through forces outside his control shaping his life. A further exploration of this topic can be found in Gustav Schmidt's seminal work—
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¹ So she was bouncing on it right. Singing a hymn to the god of hedonism with her moans. And it was so fucking wet. It felt less like sex and more like that time in the water park when you were a kid and you finally built up the courage to go on the big slide. But when you're going down the thing it's really fun except there's too much water and you're swallowing it all from laughing so much and you're gasping for air which just makes you gargle more water. And then you're in the pool again and you can't breathe and you're too disorientated to know how to swim and your mom has to pull you from the water and you think to yourself "this is it, this is how it must've felt like to be born."²
If i wasn't so distracted by the ocean of pussy i was drowning in, i could of turned around to see Lude higher than any kite i've ever flown. He straight up couldn't move any more, just lying there; his soul might of just up and left his body.
² Mr. Truant has declined any further elaboration on this subject matter. –Ed.
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im nonbinary which means I use male deodorant on one armpit and female deodorant on the other
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ETCETERA (v0.02) is HERE!
I updated my Yume Nikki Fangame for Dream Diary Jam 9!
You are “Innard” and there is more of “Etcetera” to see!
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happy anniversary Hello Charlotte ep.1!
i love the first episode with all my heart, even if it is very different to later entries, it still has that soul that spoke to me in the first place
#hello charlotte#happy birthday hc thank you for irrevocably altering my brain chemistry when i was 15
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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients
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Reblog and put in the tags: In terms of controversy, discourse, infighting, ship wars, etc., which of the fandom’s you’ve been was the most stressful? Which was the most peaceful?
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you guys haven't experienced the epic highs and lows of human rights in eastern europe and it shows
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actually complete bullshit that you can get so excited for something you start getting scared. what tigers are we trying to run from bro
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