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my...? oh, no, you misheard me, I'm fucking the 60 gallon rainwater tank next to my house, yea my big cistern, that's what i said

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go take a long fuck off a short man, buddy

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If Danny Brown keeps hanging out with trans artists his next album is gonna have him spit a line like "I'm on your bitch thigh like a bandaid on shot day"

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you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”

and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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Feeling the urge to write a fucked up evil cooking zine full of this genre of recipes on a Sunday afternoon.

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

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I have a Trackpoint (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

my ergonomic lover has a trackball Down There

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getting this as a tramp stamp,,,

we fisting the androids tonight bois

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top 10 bwaaa that will make you go "bwaaa":

1. bwaaa

thats all we have time for today!

tune in next episode to see number 2, you wont bwaalieve it!!

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I dont really want to do that

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symbol for trans people who are also firewire compatible (except it's cleaner this time)

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My silly lil post made it to tumblr omg I'm famous

I made a cleaner version and also an SVG if anyone wants to use it to create something with, please show me if you do! I'd love to see 💖