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they all need to spontaneously combust immediately
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Once I had a dream where I was playing like an advanced version of Minecraft (maybe Hytale?), basically, and I was invited to this one dude’s very ornate castle (that used a platinum-rich grout between the bricks so it would be very shiny but a little understated.) He had like a huge collection of lots of rare and unique items you can’t get anymore, like rare stuff. Mini chests made out of black wood encrusted with red gems, coins “minted” out of gemstone and flint, various crystal orbs with glitchy names, lots of brightly colored skulls, some with horns and 3 eye sockets, swords made out of alloys of metals that are no longer possible to make or are removed, dragon eggs, dragon heads, etc. It was very interesting but also I was overwhelmed with an intense feeling of hatred in a way because I knew he hadn’t really earned what he had and only got it because he had paid like 1000$ for alpha access and was friends with the game devs. I think my dream ended with me joining his guild and assassinating him anyways because that was my secret mission all along. I have no clue what would’ve happened to the collection of rares because that was the end of my dream.
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austistic ace aro robot call that a triple A battery
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olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat
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THE CHAFF PROJECT
Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great!
How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public.
Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.
In practice: the goal is to make it DIFFICULT to identify trans people to target with bathroom bans, and to create many FALSE POSITIVES for businesses.
Basically, you might get accused of being trans and kicked out, because of the badge. You say: I wear the badge because trans rights matter.
You follow up with a letter to the business saying you're fucking furious because some nosy dipshit just tried to play fucking genital police with you in the loos. You know lots of trans people (don't name any, if you do) and you wear the pin in support and you're disgusted at them for allowing this.
Blame the business for allowing the behaviour.
Businesses see that their cis customers are getting bothered over a badge and may clarify trans-inclusive policies, so they can kick out the bathroom botherers instead of nice cis allies.
You only need to buy and wear the badge, and you are protecting trans people. You can be genuinely heroic. Even one cis person doing this helps, and everyone you get to join in helps even more.
Non-affiliated badge link:
https://rainbowandco.uk/collections/trans-pride/products/transgender-pride-flag-badge
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You’re gonna have a good time
Megalovania if it was in major key rather than minor key
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You’re gonna have a good time
Megalovania if it was in major key rather than minor key
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Love when Tumblr recommends me a post based on my likes and the post is just a picture of a cardboard box filled with water
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I’m such a slut for puffed rice like seriously such a depraved and whimpering ricepig
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I love dandelions!
*puts a dandelion in your hair*
Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair
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