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why the fuck do brownies take so long to cool after you bake them. i hate it here it’s been an hour and i just want to be able to cut the brownies without destroying them

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i love MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spins and jumps and twirls

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Samalamadingdong

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To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

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here's my page for @trafficzine!! so happy i got to contribute to this edition <3

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remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

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BARBIE PITCH MEETING

Interior, Mattel board room

Mattel executives: we need a Barbie movie, something modern girls will relate to. Like going to school. But with princesses. Yes, that's it, make us a Barbie movie about a princess school!

Mattel screenwriters: Ok but can we slip in some lessons about gentrification, social struggles between the upper and lower classes, and the hazards of a capitalistic medical–industrial complex?

Mattel executives: ... will there be a magical outfit transformation?

Mattel screenwriters: ...yes?

Mattel executives: APPROVED

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Barbie: Princess Charm School (2011) + letterboxd reviews

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honestly thank goodness for sabrina carpenter because i am almost certain my depression would be much worse rn if the chorus of house tour wasnt playing in my head after every other thought

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the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling

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the square hole must feed

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it is such a shame that haagen dazs stopped making grocery store pints of midnight cookies and cream because that shit fucking rules

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watched mcc9 blue for first time the other day and wowowow i get it

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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Sometimes it is your fault.. Sometimes you don’t listen well enough, you’re selfish, you’re rude and you aren’t always right. Sometimes you fucked it up and tbh that’s okay. It happens, learn from it, apologize and keep it moving. Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Don’t dwell on it

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The Sun’s High Priestess