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A C H I E V E 🔥📸 - Wes Ellis

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i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

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tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s attempt at creating delicious snack packs

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Problem #17

When you have to explain to people that Seussical the Musical is not a children’s show, even if it is based off of Dr. Seuss books.

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you know how ppl wanted morgan freeman to narrate their life for a while? i think i want jeff goldblum to narrate mine just ‘she’s ahhhhh she’s kind of um she’s sitting there very quietly reading some uh ahahaha fanfiction and really, it’s great, it looks great, she’s feeling great i think she’s gonna uuhh scroll down a little bit more and see the hmm mmh yes action! ha, uh, yes.’

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Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

thatwasnotveryravenofyou → itisextremelypigeonofthem

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everyone who reblogs this gets a picture of betsy wolfe in their inbox

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important facts

hell was dean’s storyline. and it was complex and ambiguous and important to the plot. it wasn’t gratuitous whumpage for redemption’s sake. dean is the one who had his identity twisted and mangled there. dean is the one who still carries the scars of that. in contrast, sam came out of the cage no longer feeling guilty (his words) because he claimed to have done his time. bad trope and bad cheap imitation of an amazing storyline.

we’ve been hearing about how much sam suffered in hell since s6 and around the time the show first started invalidating and minimizing dean’s horrific life-altering experiences there to prop up sam’s. and in addition to that, it didn’t even make sense that sam’s hell included torture. he wasn’t on the rack. he wasn’t being turned into a demon. he wasn’t alone with lucifer like dean was with alastair. hallucifer acted nothing like the character we remembered in s5. and there was basically no mention of adam. all in all, that storyline made little to no sense and was there for cheap drama. and somehow never went away over the following seasons while the effects of dean’s hell experience lived on through subtext and jensen’s acting.

sam doesn’t even remember hell. the trauma was magically fixed for him first with the wall (ugh) and then with castiel taking away his memories in 7x17 (double ugh). but for dean it’s still there, forever. he has to live with it. what was done to him, what he did to survive, the parts of himself he lost in the process, the ones he acquired under alastair’s guidance, the ones he held onto against the odds, the ones he reclaimed.

so i have no time for fandom’s insecurities about sam, his importance and how he must have it worse always. one(!) character remembered dean’s been to hell without also mentioning sam’s sequel. you’ll live. it’s how it was always supposed to be anyway.

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Lesbian ask game part 2

People liked my other one so much I thought I should make another

1. Wake her up with kisses lesbian or play with her hair while you wait for her to wake up lesbian

2. X files lesbian or twin peaks lesbian

3. Pit Bull lesbian or corgi lesbian

4. Sweet tooth lesbian or saturates-everything-in-hot sauce lesbian

5. Sunflower lesbian or white lily lesbian

6. Rose gold lesbian or white gold lesbian

7. Dunkin’ donuts/Starbucks lesbian or strictly local cafe lesbian

8. Sunrise lesbian or sunset lesbian

9. Emily Dickinson lesbian or maya Angelou lesbian

10. Dark sexy ball gown or cute bright ball gown lesbian

11. Strawberry lesbian or watermelon lesbian

12. High waisted shorts lesbian or loose rolled up jeans lesbian

13. 60s chic lesbian or 60s hippie lesbian

14. Band lesbian or orchestra lesbian

15. Choir lesbian or garage band lesbian

16. Twirl her around lesbian or get twirled lesbian

17. Sit com lesbian or artsy independent dramatic romance film from France lesbian

18. Bicycle lesbian or bus lesbian

19. Jelly fish lesbian or dolphin lesbian

20. Biology lesbian or physics lesbian

21. Studio Ghibli lesbian or Cartoon Network lesbian

22. Take the spider outside lesbian or scream at her to take the spider outside lesbian

23. Serena Williams lesbian or Ronda Rousey lesbian

24. Prismacolor lesbian or faber castell lesbian

25. “Campers are for the weak” lesbian or “I will die before sleeping on the ground” lesbian

26. Calling every female character they see their girlfriend lesbian or “Dana Scully isn’t your girlfriend, I am” lesbian

27. Roller skate lesbian or ice skate lesbian

28. “Christmas carols are dumb and over played” lesbian or belting out all I want for Christmas is you at the top of their lungs lesbian

29. Buy her something lesbian or make her something lesbian

30. Cherry mojitos lesbian or cherry flavored vodka lesbian

31. Write her poems lesbian or bake her cookies lesbian

32. Tummy kisses lesbian or thigh kisses lesbian

33. I’ll fight anyone that makes my girl cry lesbian or I’ll psychologically destroy anyone that makes my girl cry lesbian

34. Fall asleep in her arms lesbian or rub her back until she falls asleep in your arms lesbian

35. Floral pattern lesbian or tie dye lesbian

36. Snake lesbian or frog lesbian

37. Send her memes lesbian or “if you call me the rarest Pepe one more time I swear to god”

38. Star Wars lesbian or lord of the rings lesbian

39. Spice girls lesbian or 5th harmony lesbian

40. Pink hair lesbian or blue hair lesbian

41. Maple syrup lesbian or berry syrup lesbian

42. Vinyl lesbian or cassette lesbian

43. Paris lesbian or Amsterdam lesbian

44. Jazz lesbian or swing lesbian

45. Pin stripes lesbian or plaid lesbian

46. Mini golf date lesbian or bowling date lesbian

47. D E S T R O Y her at Mario kart lesbian or let her win lesbian

48. Pullover hoodie lesbian or zip up hoodie lesbian

49. Band tshirt lesbian or fandom tshirt lesbian

50. Love her with your entire heart lesbian or lover her with your entire soul lesbian

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“I hate drumline.” I say as I come to every practice 30+ minutes early, support in every way, and am the drumline section leader.

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life is about being cozy and loving women

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What to Name Your Child (Musical Edition)

Whizzer

Crutchie

Lucy the Slut

Riff Raff

Galinda

Leading Player

US Navy

Trekkie

Sour Kangaroo

Whatshername

Extraordinary Girl

Butt Fucking Naked

Seaweed

Baker’s Wife

Grizabella

Rum Tum Tugger

Morticia

Gleb

Feel free to add!

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if you have a long car/train/airplane ride ahead of you for the holidays

here are a list of underrated musicals that you should listen to

dog fight - you guys. fucking amazing. it’s about a bunch of boys on their last night before heading to Vietnam and they hold a competition where they see who can ask the ugliest girl out. it sounds awful, i know, but trust me, worth a listen

the last five years - it has only two characters, one is going back in time and the other is going forwards. it’s all about how even relationships that seem perfect can become toxic. if this didn’t convince you, how ab the fact that it’s Anna Kendrick and Jeremy Jordan?

next to normal - this won a couple tonys and the pulitzer prize, but it still gets swept under the rug. it’s about a dysfunctional family, the mother has serious bipolar and hallucinates that their dead son is still alive. get the tissues out tho.

spring awakening - again, this was pretty popular but i feel like it still gets swept under the rug. the music is so beautiful, you will probably die on the spot (i did). it’s about a bunch of german christian teenagers having their sexual awakening with no information. i would especially reccomend to ages 14-17 bc i feel its particularity relatable to those ages

big fish - if you haven’t watched this movie, shame on you, it’s the best movie ever. if you have, you’ll probably be over the moon that there’s a musical based on it. if you haven’t seen the movie, it’s ab a relationship between a distant father who is almost what you’d call a compulsive liar and his son who’s about to have his own son. it’s amazing.

assassins - this is a sondheim musical, and how else can you describe it? (if you don’t know who sondheim is i’m not even going to bother explaining. i am peRSONNALLY disappointed in you and your family.) (also, if you think you don’t, you do. just google him. you know who he is. you’re gonna be like “oh yeah that guy!” everyone knows sondheim.) it’s about all the people in history who have tried to assassinate the president. i would reccomend the 2004 revival (red/orange/red cover, not blue with stars). it’s just better imo

avenue q - if i could describe this musical in one sentence, i would say “depressed sesame street on cocaine” and if that’s not enough to get you interested, i don’t know what to say. it’s a fantastic insight on growing up (after college) in the modern world.

jersey boys - ahhhHHHHhhhHHH if you’re a fan of classic rock, this is a MUST. this is a musical all ab frankie callie and the four seasons. i swear to god some of their covers you will not be able to tell from the original.

legally blonde - i feel like no one knows it’s a musical. (again, i have to say, if you don’t know the movie, shame on you. and i mean it even more this time.) the musical is fantastic. every fucking song is a bop.

something rotten - doesn’t get nearly enough attention for how fucking amazing it is. it is shit your pants funny AND has christian borle in it. i don’t know what else you could ask for. it’s about people writing the first ever musical. they end up writing it about an omelette, spoiler alert. why do they do this? guess you’ll have to listen to it to find out. also, i saw this og cast on broadway and it was the first show i ever saw on broadway so it has a special place in my heart

rodgers & hammerstien’s cinderella - sounds boring, i know, but the music is so good. honestly. you gotta trust me on this. if you don’t know the plot of cinderella, i mean. my dude.

side show - ok, ok, if you’ve listened to it before, you’re probably thinking “wait… what??” and i’ll admit, there are quite a few skipable songs on this soundtrack, but the ones that are good are GOOD. they are GOOD. it’s about two (real) siamese twins in the 1930s who became really famous and then kinda lost it.

joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat - fifty percent of you are thinking one thing and the other fifty percent is thinking another, i know it. group one is “what the actual motherassbitch is that title w h a t t h e f u c k” and the other group is “why would someone recommend to tumblr.com a musical based on the bible?” well, it is based on the bible and has religious connotations, and if you’re not into that, 100% respect. but if you’re interested or don’t care, jospeh is a beautiful show that manages to be funny but make you reflect on yourself as well.

seussical - if you ever read dr seuss as a kid, then this will make you cry. it takes all of dr. seuss’ books and kinda mashes them all into one story.

25th annual putnam county spelling bee - this show…. is weird. you gotta prepare yourself for weird otherwise you won’t like it. but it’s so good, and i guarantee you will laugh and cry during the course of listening to it and you will find at least one of the characters so relatable that you’re sure the author wrote it about your life. also, this show is really cool bc if you see it live, it requires audience participation in the bee. it’s fucking awesome to see live.

uhhhhh ok that’s all i got for now but PLEASE add some more i gotta get my underrated musical fill

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Me on a date: So what do you think about Whoville?

Them: A person on that? Why there never has been!

Me, shoving clovers into my purse: I meant what I said and I said what I meant

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Anyone else fuck so hard with one specific song from a musical? Like, you ever have to be in the Mood™️ to listen to certain musical songs/soundtracks? Just in your car flicking through your songs like eh, I don’t feel like listening to a guy in half a mask crooning about the night, or a scorned wife belting angry words at her asshole husband, or a historical figure being introduced to the audience, or a tin man coming back to life, or two entirely different people writing home about their impossible roommate, or a dumbass boy asking to sing a song about another girl to a girl who’s in love with him, or a boy finding out his website honoring a dead boy has gone viral, or two very delusional teenagers singing about their crazy love for each other, or even a group of people accusing each other of dropping the magic beans. But you’ve got that one song that you’ll let slide into your list of regular songs. Your “I’m not absolute musical trash, and I will keep my friends thinking that way” playlist. Your “I totally keep up on current pop music trends and don’t obsess over musical adaptations of 80’s movies” playlist. Your “other people are in my car and might be weirded out by songs with singing elephants and Whos on Whoville” playlist. Because that’s Michael In The Bathroom for me 100%. Weird choice, but what can I say? It’s a straight emotional bop.