chonic-dumbass

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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Only place I wanna get lost is in your mom's eyes <3

Humans are born wanderers. Don't tell me you don't wanna veer sharp left off this trail and get lost for 30 days. I fucking know you do, deep down. You love it.

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Nobody is giving me attention I must have done something wrong and they all hate me forever and I should die for it

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Um... During the time since I posted this I uh... We kinda started officially dating so... Oops ig

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you remind me of a whoopee cushion... because you're full of hot air and make annoying noises when under pressure

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the line between dark academia and cottage core is far thinner than anyone would like to admit

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Someone is out to get me and it's you probably

Someone is out to get me and it’s me

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lucifer: *falls from heaven*

me: oh boy time to make a wish!!!

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rainbow reflection on water

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famous Alberts ranked:

1. Albert Einstein

2. Weird Albert

3. Albert and the Chipmunks

4. Albert Hilter

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im gonna wake up earlier so i can get all the mice

Factoid: Most mice that exist are eaten by me 

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greedy bitch

Factoid: Most mice that exist are eaten by me 

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please be nice it cost me two dollars

i have never been so satisfied in my entire life