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how the fuck am I supposed to change my little about me on safari mobile … 1 I’m not 19 anymore and 2…iforgor
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update guys I’ve been hacked xx
im gona. cry 😓
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GENSHIN WONT LET ME LOG IN IM SCARED HELP ???!1?
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OLEAZE LIKE MY POST 😢😭
I drew heizou, forgot to put the little dots under his eyes, and to color in the dark part of his hair. I’m so silly
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I drew heizou, forgot to put the little dots under his eyes, and to color in the dark part of his hair. I’m so silly
#.chowaq#shikanoin heizou#heizou#genshin#genshin impact#genshin impact heizou#heizou genshin impact#fanart#heizou Fanart#art#drawing
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Please read my fic I’m dying to become famous
the plan unveiled
heizou x AFAB reader NSFW
warnings: NSFW, heizou being a silly goose, bondage, teasing, breeding kink if you squint, use of pet names such as darling and sweetheart, reader is a slightly clueless virgin, and also a treasure hoarder lmao
a/n: this was lowkey fun to write (but I did cringe at some parts) 😳 also FIRST FIC!!1 no way?11! i came up with the idea for this fic last night when I was going to sleep, and this is not proofread. 😜 ok anyways enjoy xx
You were 18 now. Freshly of age, it was time to finally put your skills to the test. You had been raised by treasure hoarders, and under the influence of them, became one yourself. It was a tradition in your family to test your skills when you became of age, and now it was finally your turn.
Sighing, you got up. You had been tasked the biggest heist in a long, long time. The pressure on you was a serious load.
Your task was to steal 200 thousand mora from the Tenryou Commission. It would obviously be a hard task, so that’s why you set up a great plan. You had planned to break the heist into chunks. One of your friends happened to be a member of the Fatui, and didn’t care that they were helping you steal from their own people. Your friend had planned on forging fake documents of withdrawals to make it seem like it was normal.
‘This is a great plan!’ You thought. You thought.
It took a while, but eventually, you successfully made your first fake withdrawal. Earning 30 thousand mora didn’t sound that bad, and you were proud of yourself, despite your friend doing 99.9% of the work. Of course, all good things have to come to an end, though.
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You knew it was coming. You knew that the Tenryou Commission would catch on. But what you didn’t know was that their best detective, Shikanoin Heizou, would be on the case. You would’ve thought a spectacular detective like him would’ve been solving murder mysteries or some kinda kidnappings. Not some measly robbery!
It was unbelievable, how dumb could you be! You really thought you would be able to get away with this. Not to mention, all the withdrawals were under the same name, what a terrible choice! The Tenryou Commission realized that the person withdrawing wasn’t real, and sent out Detective Shikanoin Heizou to get to the bottom of it.
Surely, you didn’t expect to be tied up right in front of him.
There he was, in all of his red-haired glory. The real thing, the famed Heizou everyone was talking about. You lowered your head in shame, accepting the fact your case had been cracked.
“Ohoho, why the sad look? Something the matter?” He teased, giving you a smirk. You wanted to punch him in the face.
“Eat shit.” You replied, grimacing your teeth and looking away.
“Ahahaha, wow. You are certainly the funniest treasure hoarder I’ve encountered.” He placed one of his hands on his hips, looking down at you, as if you were an insect.
You didn’t reply, feeling to embarrassed to say anything. Despite being embarrassed, you still wanted to shoot something back, but had nothing to say.
“Well, it’s like that old saying goes, All good things must come to an end. Am I right?” You couldn’t believe he was still poking fun at you.
Again, you said nothing, just biting your lip and bearing it.
“Ah, fine. I won’t tease you anymore. But did you really think I wouldn’t catch on?”
“Whatever. Just.. Take me to jail already, or something.” You mumbled back at him.
He put his hand underneath his chin, like he was pondering about something.
“Hmm, should I? I still could get some valuable secrets outta you.” He looked back at you, his lime green eyes lingering on your gaze.
“What? No! I’m not telling you anything.” Your family were people you really cared about, and you didn’t plan on giving up their secrets just for some… oddly attractive detective.
“Ok, ok, fine. I know it’s my job to get you into the slammer, but… I’ll let you off the hook under one condition..” A smirk started to grow on his lips, and you didn’t know whether that was a good or bad sign. Hint, it was a bad sign.
Your eyes widened in disbelief.
‘Really?’ You thought, ‘THE Detective Heizou wants to let ME go?’ It was something you could laugh at if not for the current circumstances you were in.
Snapping back into your mind, you took a deep breath and answered him.
“Fine. What is it?”
He chuckled, then kneeled down beside you. You could feel his breath against the shell of your ear.
“Give me…”
“..your virginity.”
What? Huh? Was this a joke? That couldn’t be true. No way he asked that.
“What..?” You had to do a double take.
“You heard me… I want your virginity.” How did he know you were still a virgin?
Of course, in your mind, you knew this wasn’t right. But.. for the sake of your family… You decided to do it.
You squeezed your eyes shut and grimaced.
“…F… Fine.”
“Hah, I knew I could count on you.” He backed up away from you.
In spite of the moment you forgot you had been tied up. You flushed red and looked away. This was way more embarrassing than it should’ve been.
You expected for him to pull his dick out and just start going ham, but you realized that, no, that was not how sex worked. Instead you felt his hand rubbing against your clothed warmth.
“A-Ah..” You let out a breathy moan. This wasn’t what you expected, but whatever it was, you felt really good. In fact, it felt like you had to pee.
“Oh, you’re getting wet already! I guess I must’ve overestimated you.” He chuckled to himself.
What the hell was that supposed to mean? Was this a detectives way of insulting someone? Whatever he was trying to say, you took offense to it.
“And what are you trying to s-“ You got cut off as you felt his hand sinking into your shorts.
“W-What the?” You we’re blushing like a madman at this point.
“You’re so inexperienced, it’s almost funny. Ah, but don’t worry, just follow my lead..” He hushed you down before you could shoot a mean remark back at him.
As his hand traveled down to your womanhood, you shut your eyes as you couldn’t handle watching it happen. Soon, you felt his cold fingertips on your clit, slowly massaging it. He was being surprisingly gentle with you.
“H-Haah..” You tried your best not to moan to loudly, as you didn’t want him to know you were enjoying it.
��M’ gonna put my finger in now, kay?” He whispered resting your back against the wall so you could relax a little more.
“O..Okay..” You sheepishly mumbled.
He slowly pushed in a finget. Then another, trying his best to prep you for his length.
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You were about to climax, his fingers just felt so good! Just shy of your release, he pulled his fingers back out.
“Ah-ah-ah, ____. Not just yet. I need my fair share too, y’know?” He locked his gaze with yours, and you nodded, embarrassed and feeling needy.
Closing your eyes shut, you took a deep breath. We’re you really ready for him to actually penetrate you? Well, you didn’t know but you were ready. But, you did feel a little silly being tied up and having your legs now bare.
You pushed those thoughts aside as you heard the sound of clothes rustling. You peeked out to see what was happening. You were met with Heizou, pulling his pants down. Honestly, you didn’t really know what else you were expecting to see.
When his pants were fully off, you could finally take in the sight completely. His length was up against his stomach, and his flushed tip a nice salmon pink. There were a few veins on the sides, but what you didn’t notice was Heizou stifling a laugh.
“Huh? W-What’s so funny..?” You inquired, confused.
“Oh it’s nothing, I just thought it was funny that you were staring for such a long time.” He laughed.
You immediately flushed red.
“Don’t be embarrassed, darling. I like what I’m seeing too.”
Well, that didn’t help either.
You were still partially clothed, your upper half still sporting your classic blouse. Heizou moved closer to remove your top, the cold air hardening your nipples.
He then started to push his tip against your warmth. Although he wasn’t even fully inside of you, it still felt really good. And you couldn’t believe that he was treating you, a treasure hoarder, so nicely. You didn’t mind, though.
Soon, he sheathed half of his length inside of you. It hurt, like… a lot. But you pushed through, and tried to get past the pain. Although some blood was spilled and some tears were shed, you eventually found yourself immersed in pleasure.
Now, he was fully inside of you. Your womanhood completely engulfed him. It felt so good, and you closed your eyes, attempting to soak in the bliss.
“Alright… I’m gonna move now, sweetheart.” He really knew the art of words. Just a few sentences and you were swooning.
Slowly, he started to thrust in and out of you. Heizou liked taking things slow, as he would if he was eating a gourmet meal. Savoring every last bit.
You let out breathy moans, the pleasure was too much. It was a completely new sensation to you.
Heizou let out some soft groans, and pulled you closer. You were flush against him now, your breasts being pushed against his chest.
He kept on thrusting into you, eventually gaining speed.
“H-Heizou, you, you feel so good, I- AHH!” You couldn’t even finish your sentence as he roughly plunged his length into you.
“O-Oh ____, d-darling, it’s a-alrigh-HT!” Now, he was repeatedly hitting your g-spot. He shut his eyes in pleasure, groaning loudly.
Soon, his thrusts lost speed and became more erratic. Despite having no experience you knew he was about to come undone. Frankly, so were you.
Your orgasm came in a flash, soon releasing onto Heizou’s length. Heizou also came, calling out your name as he did. He pumped his thick, warm cum into you and breathed heavily. He then pulled out slowly, trying his best to keep in his seed.
Never in your entire lifetime had you thought sex would be so… so intimate, romantic, even. You really expected this to be boring. Guess you were wrong, huh.
Both of you were now covered in a sheen of sweat, and your cunt being stuffed full of Heizou’s seed.
“My, my ____. I never expected you to feel so good.” He sat up and wiped the sweat off of his forehead.
Simultaneously, you sat up as well, burying your hands in your lap, still feeling a little embarrassed and hazy from your intimacy.
“Um… thank you…” You blushed a little, and tore your gaze away from him.
“Well then, let’s get you all cleaned up.” He stood up and got some towels from a shelf nearby. Guess this detective was prepared for everything. -
After you got fully dressed, you stood up and wiped the nonexistent dust off your clothes.
“I’ll let ya off the hook this time. If it happens again, expect something… worse.” You didn’t know what he meant by ‘worse’, but you still nodded profusely and thanked him.
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In the end, you turned out empty handed, but still remained forever thankful that Heizou let you off the hook. But also for… some other things.
~.~.~.~
(idfk how to put a copyright so like um. just don’t steal my work!! and uh don’t copy it or anything but feel free to repost w credit 😍‼️ OK THX BYYE)
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i just posted my FIRST EVER fic!!!! pls like it if not I will cry!!
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the plan unveiled
heizou x AFAB reader NSFW
warnings: NSFW, heizou being a silly goose, bondage, teasing, breeding kink if you squint, use of pet names such as darling and sweetheart, reader is a slightly clueless virgin, and also a treasure hoarder lmao
a/n: this was lowkey fun to write (but I did cringe at some parts) 😳 also FIRST FIC!!1 no way?11! i came up with the idea for this fic last night when I was going to sleep, and this is not proofread. 😜 ok anyways enjoy xx
You were 18 now. Freshly of age, it was time to finally put your skills to the test. You had been raised by treasure hoarders, and under the influence of them, became one yourself. It was a tradition in your family to test your skills when you became of age, and now it was finally your turn.
Sighing, you got up. You had been tasked the biggest heist in a long, long time. The pressure on you was a serious load.
Your task was to steal 200 thousand mora from the Tenryou Commission. It would obviously be a hard task, so that’s why you set up a great plan. You had planned to break the heist into chunks. One of your friends happened to be a member of the Fatui, and didn’t care that they were helping you steal from their own people. Your friend had planned on forging fake documents of withdrawals to make it seem like it was normal.
‘This is a great plan!’ You thought. You thought.
It took a while, but eventually, you successfully made your first fake withdrawal. Earning 30 thousand mora didn’t sound that bad, and you were proud of yourself, despite your friend doing 99.9% of the work. Of course, all good things have to come to an end, though.
-
You knew it was coming. You knew that the Tenryou Commission would catch on. But what you didn’t know was that their best detective, Shikanoin Heizou, would be on the case. You would’ve thought a spectacular detective like him would’ve been solving murder mysteries or some kinda kidnappings. Not some measly robbery!
It was unbelievable, how dumb could you be! You really thought you would be able to get away with this. Not to mention, all the withdrawals were under the same name, what a terrible choice! The Tenryou Commission realized that the person withdrawing wasn’t real, and sent out Detective Shikanoin Heizou to get to the bottom of it.
Surely, you didn’t expect to be tied up right in front of him.
There he was, in all of his red-haired glory. The real thing, the famed Heizou everyone was talking about. You lowered your head in shame, accepting the fact your case had been cracked.
“Ohoho, why the sad look? Something the matter?” He teased, giving you a smirk. You wanted to punch him in the face.
“Eat shit.” You replied, grimacing your teeth and looking away.
“Ahahaha, wow. You are certainly the funniest treasure hoarder I’ve encountered.” He placed one of his hands on his hips, looking down at you, as if you were an insect.
You didn’t reply, feeling to embarrassed to say anything. Despite being embarrassed, you still wanted to shoot something back, but had nothing to say.
“Well, it’s like that old saying goes, All good things must come to an end. Am I right?” You couldn’t believe he was still poking fun at you.
Again, you said nothing, just biting your lip and bearing it.
“Ah, fine. I won’t tease you anymore. But did you really think I wouldn’t catch on?”
“Whatever. Just.. Take me to jail already, or something.” You mumbled back at him.
He put his hand underneath his chin, like he was pondering about something.
“Hmm, should I? I still could get some valuable secrets outta you.” He looked back at you, his lime green eyes lingering on your gaze.
“What? No! I’m not telling you anything.” Your family were people you really cared about, and you didn’t plan on giving up their secrets just for some… oddly attractive detective.
“Ok, ok, fine. I know it’s my job to get you into the slammer, but… I’ll let you off the hook under one condition..” A smirk started to grow on his lips, and you didn’t know whether that was a good or bad sign. Hint, it was a bad sign.
Your eyes widened in disbelief.
‘Really?’ You thought, ‘THE Detective Heizou wants to let ME go?’ It was something you could laugh at if not for the current circumstances you were in.
Snapping back into your mind, you took a deep breath and answered him.
“Fine. What is it?”
He chuckled, then kneeled down beside you. You could feel his breath against the shell of your ear.
“Give me…”
“..your virginity.”
What? Huh? Was this a joke? That couldn’t be true. No way he asked that.
“What..?” You had to do a double take.
“You heard me… I want your virginity.” How did he know you were still a virgin?
Of course, in your mind, you knew this wasn’t right. But.. for the sake of your family… You decided to do it.
You squeezed your eyes shut and grimaced.
“…F… Fine.”
“Hah, I knew I could count on you.” He backed up away from you.
In spite of the moment you forgot you had been tied up. You flushed red and looked away. This was way more embarrassing than it should’ve been.
You expected for him to pull his dick out and just start going ham, but you realized that, no, that was not how sex worked. Instead you felt his hand rubbing against your clothed warmth.
“A-Ah..” You let out a breathy moan. This wasn’t what you expected, but whatever it was, you felt really good. In fact, it felt like you had to pee.
“Oh, you’re getting wet already! I guess I must’ve overestimated you.” He chuckled to himself.
What the hell was that supposed to mean? Was this a detectives way of insulting someone? Whatever he was trying to say, you took offense to it.
“And what are you trying to s-“ You got cut off as you felt his hand sinking into your shorts.
“W-What the?” You we’re blushing like a madman at this point.
“You’re so inexperienced, it’s almost funny. Ah, but don’t worry, just follow my lead..” He hushed you down before you could shoot a mean remark back at him.
As his hand traveled down to your womanhood, you shut your eyes as you couldn’t handle watching it happen. Soon, you felt his cold fingertips on your clit, slowly massaging it. He was being surprisingly gentle with you.
“H-Haah..” You tried your best not to moan to loudly, as you didn’t want him to know you were enjoying it.
“M’ gonna put my finger in now, kay?” He whispered resting your back against the wall so you could relax a little more.
“O..Okay..” You sheepishly mumbled.
He slowly pushed in a finget. Then another, trying his best to prep you for his length.
-
You were about to climax, his fingers just felt so good! Just shy of your release, he pulled his fingers back out.
“Ah-ah-ah, ____. Not just yet. I need my fair share too, y’know?” He locked his gaze with yours, and you nodded, embarrassed and feeling needy.
Closing your eyes shut, you took a deep breath. We’re you really ready for him to actually penetrate you? Well, you didn’t know but you were ready. But, you did feel a little silly being tied up and having your legs now bare.
You pushed those thoughts aside as you heard the sound of clothes rustling. You peeked out to see what was happening. You were met with Heizou, pulling his pants down. Honestly, you didn’t really know what else you were expecting to see.
When his pants were fully off, you could finally take in the sight completely. His length was up against his stomach, and his flushed tip a nice salmon pink. There were a few veins on the sides, but what you didn’t notice was Heizou stifling a laugh.
“Huh? W-What’s so funny..?” You inquired, confused.
“Oh it’s nothing, I just thought it was funny that you were staring for such a long time.” He laughed.
You immediately flushed red.
“Don’t be embarrassed, darling. I like what I’m seeing too.”
Well, that didn’t help either.
You were still partially clothed, your upper half still sporting your classic blouse. Heizou moved closer to remove your top, the cold air hardening your nipples.
He then started to push his tip against your warmth. Although he wasn’t even fully inside of you, it still felt really good. And you couldn’t believe that he was treating you, a treasure hoarder, so nicely. You didn’t mind, though.
Soon, he sheathed half of his length inside of you. It hurt, like… a lot. But you pushed through, and tried to get past the pain. Although some blood was spilled and some tears were shed, you eventually found yourself immersed in pleasure.
Now, he was fully inside of you. Your womanhood completely engulfed him. It felt so good, and you closed your eyes, attempting to soak in the bliss.
“Alright… I’m gonna move now, sweetheart.” He really knew the art of words. Just a few sentences and you were swooning.
Slowly, he started to thrust in and out of you. Heizou liked taking things slow, as he would if he was eating a gourmet meal. Savoring every last bit.
You let out breathy moans, the pleasure was too much. It was a completely new sensation to you.
Heizou let out some soft groans, and pulled you closer. You were flush against him now, your breasts being pushed against his chest.
He kept on thrusting into you, eventually gaining speed.
“H-Heizou, you, you feel so good, I- AHH!” You couldn’t even finish your sentence as he roughly plunged his length into you.
“O-Oh ____, d-darling, it’s a-alrigh-HT!” Now, he was repeatedly hitting your g-spot. He shut his eyes in pleasure, groaning loudly.
Soon, his thrusts lost speed and became more erratic. Despite having no experience you knew he was about to come undone. Frankly, so were you.
Your orgasm came in a flash, soon releasing onto Heizou’s length. Heizou also came, calling out your name as he did. He pumped his thick, warm cum into you and breathed heavily. He then pulled out slowly, trying his best to keep in his seed.
Never in your entire lifetime had you thought sex would be so… so intimate, romantic, even. You really expected this to be boring. Guess you were wrong, huh.
Both of you were now covered in a sheen of sweat, and your cunt being stuffed full of Heizou’s seed.
“My, my ____. I never expected you to feel so good.” He sat up and wiped the sweat off of his forehead.
Simultaneously, you sat up as well, burying your hands in your lap, still feeling a little embarrassed and hazy from your intimacy.
“Um… thank you…” You blushed a little, and tore your gaze away from him.
“Well then, let’s get you all cleaned up.” He stood up and got some towels from a shelf nearby. Guess this detective was prepared for everything. -
After you got fully dressed, you stood up and wiped the nonexistent dust off your clothes.
“I’ll let ya off the hook this time. If it happens again, expect something… worse.” You didn’t know what he meant by ‘worse’, but you still nodded profusely and thanked him.
-
In the end, you turned out empty handed, but still remained forever thankful that Heizou let you off the hook. But also for… some other things.
~.~.~.~
(idfk how to put a copyright so like um. just don’t steal my work!! and uh don’t copy it or anything but feel free to repost w credit 😍‼️ OK THX BYYE)
#.chowaq#heizou smut#shikanoin heizou#shikanoin heizou x reader#heizou x reader smut#heizou x reader#genshin impact#genshin#genshin smut#genshin impact smut#i love heizou#heizou came home ❤️#smut#fanfiction#fanfic#slay
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5 days until my birthday 🚨🚨 ‼️
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I WANNA SLAY AND SLOUT🥺 AND SLAY IT ALL OUT! I WANNA SLAY AND SLOUT… and slay it out😔 SAYING OH EEE O EEE O EEE O EEE OH!
gitchie gitchie yaya dada 😜🤪 gitchie gitchie yaya hee 😳 mocha chocolata yaya 🤪😝
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this is actualg where o got my pfp 🥺
Aponia🦋🦋 emoji from Bilibili
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Gurl yes😻My mother came out as lesbian 😙Now Millie Bobby Brown is coming for my whole state🤩😍❤️🥹
SLAYadonna girl 😍would you slay anything for me? 🥺🙏🏾 buy a big SLAY for me 🥰 would you get down and SLAY for me… pop that pretty SLAY rigjt now baby 🥺🥺
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i just love insomnia (please let me sleep)
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