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imagining an alternate timeline where shakespeare wrote a play about king arthur. we would be so unwell
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Here’s how auto dealerships try to scam you when buying a car. “The ideal customer is disproportionately young, disproportionately female, and disproportionately a person of color.”
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There is something really magical about the sound of a photocopier photocopying. It feels very substantial. It feels very crunchy. You feel like the machine is putting work into its task, but you also have no fear that it is breaking because it seems so certain and sure of its movement. God damn it's comforting. It makes me want to take the photocopier out into the forest, set up a little fire, and just lean against it while I stare up into the stars knowing that it would copy the stars for me if I would just but have the courage to ask.
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standing at the edge of the mosh pit frantically reading the wikipedia page for "music"
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#maybe it is willpower#i spend a lot of time on video games and maybe am productive 10% of the time#and the games are just there to keep my mind occupied from letting depressive thoughts set in#my family criticizes my game usage but.#the little i can do is better than giving up
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I have a disease called I want to text you so much but I have no idea what I would even write
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“do it scared” “do it alone” are all fine and good but i would like to offer “do it hurting” because if you wait for the pain to go away, you will be waiting forever
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the thing is, if your younger self was a bigot or an abuser, u can't make people forgive you. but you still gotta forgive yourself, like that's non-negotiable, dude. that happens before u can even ask the question of earning forgiveness from anyone lese
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thinking fondly of my lucky amulet that i put on right before all those terrible things happened
#this was me like three days ago when i lit a candle (for good luck) before my sister had a seizure#i do not know if i should keep lighting candles
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staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express
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In hindsight it's very insulting to be told that flunking out of college due to adhd is actually "quite common"
#this thread is somehow very validating#i have been to 3 colleges in 5 years and am still a year away from graduating and it is easy to feel like a failure#but i have never seen that 5% statistic before.#it makes sense that's all.#maybe i'm not a failure and maybe the system is just rigged against us. it's almost reassuring
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