chrissyjoshys

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Tell me a soft memory

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ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time

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god. tell your baby that im your baby

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tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

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I can almost hear the joy of the translation team when they have an opportunity to make this joke

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I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI

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when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

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wait hold on i dont want that .

sasha and emily are like friends to me

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twirls hair a little my absolutely godawful terrible people who suck

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sasha and emily are like friends to me

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has it ever been this bad before. genuine question

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finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

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i like emmy

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Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

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This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

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i wish everything was easier

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i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again