christopherujma
christopherujma
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christopherujma · 7 years ago
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Follow me pls
Follow me on Instagram @theujmagician Will follow back
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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Can’t afford $11.50 to go see Mockingjay? don’t worry! turn on the news and experience the same dystopian horror for free
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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Tumblr: “The signs as –”
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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Writing is an underestimated art, you are painting colorful images in people’s minds by using words of black and white.
i.c. “The Art of Writing” (via delicatepoetry)
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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Dumbledore: Ah, yes, I see Harry Potter's eleventh birthday is coming up. Since his relatives are Muggles, should we do the customary house visit a week before his birthday?
Minerva: No, Albus, I think I'm just going to fuck that Vernon Dursley up with 500000000 owl letters. *puts on shades and ollies out*
Dumbledore: I'm so glad I hired that woman.
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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it’s gotten to the point where I don’t know if vegans or racist piss me off more during tragedies
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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Asking for someone’s name is weird… Basically: “What noise should I make to get your attention?”
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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you know this article is bomb without even reading it
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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the new illustrated Harry Potter book is the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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8 Paper Towns Quotes That Sum Up Senior Year Of High School Perfectly
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Maybe your senior won’t end with a frantic 1200-mile road trip to find your next door neighbor, but chances are it’ll be a year to remember. Whether you’re counting down the days until the liberation of graduation or dreading them, read on for 8 quotes from Paper Towns that sum up senior year perfectly:
“I knew these halls so well – and finally it was starting to feel like they knew me, too.”
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“If I am ever told that I have one day to live, I will head straight for the hallowed halls of Winter Park High School, where a day has been known to last a thousand years.”
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“I decided to clean out my locker, because I didn’t really want to come back here and again have to feel like my lungs were drowning in this perverse nostalgia.”
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“I don’t know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.”
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“It is so hard to leave – until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.”
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“This was the first time in my life that so many things would never happen again.”
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“I think the future deserves our faith.”
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“The town was paper, but the memories were not. All the things I’d done here, all the love and pity and compassion and violence and spite, kept welling up inside me.”
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die. - Herbert Hoover
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because the regret is stronger than gratitude.
Anne Frank’s Diary (via neutral)
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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LMAO GUYS IM CRYING
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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“Whatever I do and no matter how hard I try, I will never be appreciated by you. I need to learn to live with that.”
- j.h // 01. Lessons I learnt from loving you (via queeninsignificant)
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christopherujma · 10 years ago
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I hate when you hit a certain level of being unappreciated and you finally notice it…then you don’t know what to do, stay or leave?
 http://wespeakqoutes.tumblr.com/ (via wespeakqoutes)
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