chronically---tired
chronically---tired
IRL Cryptid
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Lock up your children, hide your spouses, the pan cryptid is comming to your towm
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chronically---tired · 4 years ago
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I don’t think we appreciate how much Howl’s jacket being casually draped over his shoulders contributes to his Vibe™. Can you imagine how different his whole aesthetic would be if his Jacket was buttoned all the way up
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that’s like an entirely different genre of gnc wizard
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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Hey
Sorry I've been dead for months, life has been...hell. Ily all sm and if you wanna talk, my insta is x.mood.slime.x. Mutual only tho, sorry
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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The difference between my summer skin tone and my winter skin tone makes me hesitant to believe any skin bleaching rumors about celebrities tbh
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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Alucard finding drunk Trevor in a tavern. Again!
T: Shhtop carrying me! 'S embarrassing~
A: We are going home, Trevor.
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!
It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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Queer eye but instead of 5 gay men showing up and fixing your life, 3 gay men show up and become your dads and also sing abba songs
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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they “forget” anything that doesn’t benefit their side and push their agenda.
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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Would you consider your transition a remake, remaster, or rerelease?
I’m being actively developed post-launch. The roadmap sees me having some big ole knockers a few years down the line and hopefully my voice will be patched soon.
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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Vampires and princes are naturally meant to be gay lovers
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Pokemon fusions
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.
[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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“Women” and “People who can become Pregnant” are not synonyms
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Not all women can become pregnant. Not everyone who can become pregnant is a woman. 
It is important for us to use accurate and specific language when talking about important issues, because we always want to include everyone who is impacted by an issue. Exclusion and erasure are forms of oppression. 
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chronically---tired · 5 years ago
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I just found out about Mangalitsa pigs and, ho boy
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