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eugene fitzherbert is so charming i wish men were real
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wo to mhu 😋
have you ever stared at a girl’s photo and wished it was you but no jealousy? Genuine wish
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mujhe meri paani ki glass puri bhari hui chahiye. utni jagah kyu chhodi?? tera aesthetic gaya ghaas charne tu pura paani bhar. main pura piyungi kutte ke bacche aur paani daal.
#paani daalne me kanjoosi?#maar maar ke palita sujha dungi#mujhe accha nahi lagta jab “aur daalo bhai” bolna pad jata hai#goithablr
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i love how we all collectively agree that pentonic black gel pen is the goat
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i don’t even know why i’m saying this here. but if you are somebody’s friend, it isn’t your responsibility to tell them what’s right and what’s wrong. you do not have to mother them on every single thing. my “friend” just began drinking a few months ago. mind you, she’s not of legal age yet. and her cousins buy her drinks. why? honestly, even i don’t know. it isn’t my responsibility to tell her to stop. she knows what’s good for her and what’s not. i joked once about how she’s becoming a tippler and she said she’d love to drink with me. i politely said i was busy with studies these days, which she caught onto, and complained i was turning her down. to which i agreed. i may not be a good friend by standards. okay ‘dosti,’ ‘yaari’ and shit and how you should tell your friends when they do something wrong. okay? does she not have a brain? one can only do so much. i was there with her during her breakup. i was the one to talk her out of fucking the guy after the breakup. honestly, what the fuck? it isn’t my responsibility. she isn’t my kid. it takes nothing for me to walk out of somebody’s life, to cut people off from my life, go no contact. what affects me negatively has no place in my world. she can fuck off.
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ganpati bappa aa rahe hain ab to daily daba ke modak thuse jaayenge 😋👌
#my homie#the only time im glad im in maharashtra fr#har taraf celebration 😋#no hate nothing 👌#moj masti only 😋☝️#HAPPY GANESH CHATURTHI EVERYBODY
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Are you and @shimkey-blog close?
yes, this 🤏 close to making me crash out 😍🤩🙏
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meri shaadi ke bas teen din baad taylor swift ne bhi mangni karli. zyada jalan ho rahi thi, tailor ji? 😏
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i absolutely adore the term “speaking of which.” i love waking up and going “you know, i made aglio e olio today. and speaking of which, i finally finished watching the first episode of game of thrones.” totally unrelated. does it make sense? no. but is it fun? yes.
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ye wisdom tooth agar ek insaan hota to iski to khatiya khadi kar chuki hoti main ab tak
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nobody told me about seamless bras before??? this fucker is comfortable as fuck??? i’m talking silk bedsheets level comfort you don’t even feel as if you’re wearing a bra holy shit my life just changed??? how am i supposed to act normal after this???
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conrad is god’s strongest soldier because if i ever saw my ex and my SIBLING making the fuck out on MY car, in MY college campus, wearing MY hoodie, there would’ve been blood everywhere
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can we all collectively ask this guy to fuck off? 😞🥀💔
so i thought i could carry a 2 kg dumbbell in my pocket and when i tell you my shorts fucking slipped down to my ankles right in front of my parents’ bedroom
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so i thought i could carry a 2 kg dumbbell in my pocket and when i tell you my shorts fucking slipped down to my ankles right in front of my parents’ bedroom
#goithablr#bad fucking morning everybody#in my defence i was carrying 3 other dumbbells#why always me????
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