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Being an elfling in third-age middle earth must be so annoying. You mention that it's a little chilly out only for one of those first-age elves to pop up and say you think this is cold? back in my day we spent thirty years of torment crossing the Grinding Ice with naught but Varda's stars to provide light in the evil darkness. i lost 3 toes.
Or you mention that your arms are sore and a guy that is more scar than elf screams across the training ground that Maedhros The Tall was hung by his wrist from the peak of Thangorodrim for thirty long years and you never heard HIM complaining.
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yeah I'm an airship mechanic. I got that big ass wrench and the boots that are too big, but also, and this is important, goggles I do not use correctly
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every time a fandom dumbs down a very interesting nurodivergent character to “stupid dumb dumb child infant who’s smol and innocent and needs protection bc he’s just a baby” an angel fucking dies btw
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admit it. you’re mad at me for secreting a black sludge that turned all the animals into bigger scarier animals
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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma
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Little fucking man crying and writhing and pleading and begging to please please please please please let him eat poison

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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink
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Wishing all amab nb people who don't perform the femininity or androgyny that people expect from non-cis amab people a very nice Friday.
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Tadpole pools. 🌿🐸 Stoneware ceramics.
A trinket or jewelry dish. It is also technically food safe - so I'm thinking.. sushi plate? 😋
I'm not a painter but I suspect it's not optimal as a paint palette since the pools aren't white. But whatever is put on it, the toad will be guarding it.
This one is available in my shop at nymla.se/shop💚
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