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El café sustituye al chocolate, el chocolate al sexo y el sexo a la felicidad. Y así estamos, tristes, sin follar, gordos e insomnes.
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What if Rihanna, Beyoncé, and Nicki made a girl group for one short album and called themselves R’NB
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one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”
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glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them
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EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW
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And don’t just dream in your sleep it’s just lazy…
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