cii-br33ze

[cii-br33ze]

do NOT trust your own thoughts that everyone hates you. the curse of the blood moon is imminent. it's not you. it's ganondorf

[cii-br33ze]

using tumblr is a really awesome way to learn about the types of people in the world because you will see a post by mutual #1 that's like "just jacked off with my awesome penis #my penis tag" and then scroll down exactly one post to see mutual #2 posting "this might be tmi but i live in a house"

[cii-br33ze]

[cii-br33ze]

Instead of calling you a homophobic slur, nowadays kids just yell AY, YO to imply you're a [homophobic slur].

[cii-br33ze]

[cii-br33ze]

art by @niochemblyat

[cii-br33ze]

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

[cii-br33ze]

HERE IT IS: THE LONG AWAITED PEARL CATALOGUE!!

Laboriously designed and created just for you, a spectrum of 42 different pearls to stand around and hold your stuff for you. Which one’s your favorite?

Also a bonus renegade

[cii-br33ze]

Bird. Kitty thing.

Possible kinsona

[cii-br33ze]

Fingering the seeds out of this jalapeño was so erotic i need to go beat off

[cii-br33ze]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[cii-br33ze]

[cii-br33ze]

The best part of yesterday's stream

[cii-br33ze]

my housemate's cat is super chatty so i've just started responding to him

[cii-br33ze]

honestly one of the worst things about getting isekai'd is the one day adjustment period where you're frantically trying to remember whether the creator of the vaguely european middle ages fantasy setting you're in is familiar with the historical agricultural products of europe so you know if you're about to face the consequences of being reborn in a world where you can't get caffeine or nicotine

[cii-br33ze]

me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

[cii-br33ze]

Dog