"Jim?? Who's Jim?" "Our gym! The only gym there is!" "There are at least five Jims jn our school." "What, and the school board allowed it?!" "That's a weird prejudice but okay."
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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they're putting me on the cover of times magazine and also putting a cup over me and there's even talk of taking me outside
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Etsy is charging shop owners for people viewing their content

Every time someone so much as looks at my posting, I lose 25 cents. They even charge for shipping, even though I don't print their labels or use any shipping-related services besides my local USPS.
It's impossible to sell things for a reasonable price, because shop owners have to make up the hundreds of tiny expenses Etsy piles on for no god damn reason. A year ago when I uploaded something I only got charged for the upload and if someone bought the thing. Today I have seven screenshots' worth of expenses for two postings after only one day of having them up. Etsy is robbing people. They even took money from an order!

I sell my masks for $5 a piece. I also offer free shipping on orders $35 and up. This is my first free-shipping-order, meaning the customer spent $35 on my masks, and yet Etsy is only giving me $33.61. Why? I'm already being charged outrageously for daring to use their site, and they think they deserve my money just because I offered free shipping? That's literally theft.
See anything else weird about that screenshot? Yeah. They charged me ten times for posting one post. That "auto-renewal charge" they label it as wasn't even supposed to be charged to me until September.
Etsy is a scam and everyone who touches it is a victim
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whats "lab safety"? if im going to be a scientist i'm gonna look CUTE. if i get radiation poisoning that's on ME.
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my and the boys on our way to the grocery store to grab poptarts
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This Restaurant is Designed for Fighting (ft. @calebcity) Mini-Mocks
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imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho
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Zuko was having a crisis for three weeks after joining the Gaang, because he realizes a) Katara, Aang and Sokka could have and would have easily murdered him had they been about 5% more emotionally unstable and b) he had stopped actively trying to capture the Avatar right before the person who had no such qualms about murder, Toph, joined their team.
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Microwaving ants is like the first meme we've had since january i think
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Friendly reminder that the mainstream media hates you and wants to destroy everything you love
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please please let me out of the plastic cup please i promise i wont jump at you and crawl on your clothes please
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feelin like those pics of michael myers eating rn
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