cinnamon-toast-cronch
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and so, spidey was lost in the wilds of new jersey forever, the end.
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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die
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hamlet / bill and ted’s excellent adventure
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its always like be careful this song might become a memory. this cologne might become a memory. this brand of beer might become a memory. i time travel all the time
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lezzing out is such a good phrase its legit so fun. do you lez out. have you lezzed out. will you lez out. when will you lez out.
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bro we are straight up smoking the creature
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Found this randomly on a walk. I didn't see any sharp blades or anything anywhere so I'm???
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unfortunately this comment a TERF made on one of my posts is genuinely hysterical

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The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them
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i got hit by nightmare lightning but im ok
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“Superman wasn’t woke enough. Kara needs to be a lesbian!”
Counter argument, Clark needs to be a lesbian.
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