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I'm researching how chatgpt sounds, so I can make a character sound like ai text, which means when I submit the story to wherever, I'm going to have to make a note that it doesn't use ai, but that it is trying to sound like ai in specific places on purpose. This is high on the list of dumbest writing choices I've made.
I don't even know where to start with it. I need a character to speak like her dialog was written by a chatGPT customer support hotline. I don't know what those guys sound like tbh.
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you treat me like i am diseased
ink and watercolor, 4x4 inches 2025
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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation
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Visa and Mastercard may be getting a lot of calls about their adult content policies, but I just called in to PayPal and not only was there no wait, the customer service rep I got had never had one of these calls before (they were very nice about it.)
Don't overlook the online processors - even more than Visa and Mastercard they are the ones pressuring online retailers. PayPal is the one that's been pressuring Patreon over the last year or so.
I've had no luck reaching Stripe, all of the numbers people have dug up ring through as disconnected.
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I hate it when ppl try to winge and throw tantrums about neologisms without bothering to look up which words are neologisms. The word "unfriended" is in King Lear. "Weird fiction" has been an established subgenre for well over a century. And so on.
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bugs you know I love you so much but please dear god do not take inspiration from this house centipede
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There's a nonzero chance that collecting specimines for health and safety research purposes (skulls of dead things usually killed by us) has inadvertently begun to generate some kind of rumor about a crazed monster that always leaves decapitated corpses in its wake.
My newest obsession is a rat girl made for Pathfinder2e. She's leucistic, with white hair and red eyes, and she dresses in all black just like a tiny, furry Elric of Melnoboné, but all she wants to do is teach you about maths.
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"That's enough *gestures at everything* for today." - desert tarantula (Aphonopelma iodius) in Northern California
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I see a lot of talk about common species like sharks and whatnot when it comes to marine life which is cool and good but you know what I don’t see people talking about? the batfish

this is a polka dot batfish. look at his cute legs and sweet little face. absolutely incredible. such a revolutionary creature. I fucking love batfish and you should too
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almost 4M views!! that's crazyyyy thank you so much y'all ;0;
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10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO
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Raven Steals the Sun a glass collaboration sculpture by Tlingit artist Preston Singletary and David Franklin.
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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
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