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hiatus.

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Now Sungmin’s apartment wasn’t the most...extravagant  or fancy space in the world but couldn’t a man change his act once in awhile? Although he didn’t exactly go to his “job” at the barber shop (that he somehow still managed to stay employed at despite his incredible amount of missing days), Sungmin still had a fair amount of money to spend and by god he was going to get the nicest damn microwave he could find. A durable one too nonetheless as the rapper pretty much only cooked once every month and the rest of the time he took out or ordered in and there was almost always leftovers.

 The sales associate had asked to help them but as independent as ever (though it was mostly likely due to their use of substances), Sungmin had  waved a dismissive hand to them. He focused on the microwaves in front of him, admiring them as if they were pieces by Pablo Picasso as his hand came up to scratch his head.

“The fuck do you know, I am fucking bougie as fuck.” He replied back and took a hand to flick their ear. “Besides, even if I wasn’t you have to fake it until you make it.” A phrase that he very much lived by as a rapper.

[ &. microwave:benji x sungmin ]

There were only so many exhilirating challenges in the world that a person could undertake. Feats worthy of being showcased on social media, feats worthy of being featured in a carefully formulated false reality, feats of daring and cunning.  This was not one of those tasks.  An artist and a musician stand side by side in the appliance section of their local department store in silence. Benji holds a tattooed hand up to his chin as he carefully examines the two microwaves in front of him as if they were two pieces of fine art. Sungmin’s microwave had broken a couple of days ago, and the pair had decided that it was finally time to find a replacement.  Of course no public outing with Benji was complete without smoking at least a gram of weed, so honestly. This was taking a lot longer than it was supposed to, and the debate between the two was enough to raise a few eyebrows.  “I’m telling you man, the white model goes with your kitchen. It’s a goddamn microwave, you don’t need the luxury of chrome. Stop trying to fake like you’re bougie.”                                                                       ( @cjvmm )

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"Of course it's a fake name!"

stripper/prostitute starters || @byuli     ✓ accepting till i die.

Sungmin wasn’t sure how he was suppose to know that information already but he simply figured that she must have told him earlier when he wasn't listening. “What are you planning to do with a fake name? Does it include me-- I’d rather it not include me because I’m kinda tired right now--”

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If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself

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[070816] cjadoublem: 대구 하고 바스코형따라 부산갈걸 서울 심심

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c j double m

You’re missing an ‘a’ after the ‘j’ and before the ‘m’.

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"Give me the royal treatment, then."

stripper/prostitute starters || @mxcabre      ✓ accepting till i die.

Shit they were going to go all in now. Seated in the booth at what was probably one of the most expensive clubs in South Korea, it only seemed right to do the royal treatment. Sungmin smiled from ear to ear and ordered them the most expensive bottle of tequila. “I’m gonna drink till I can’t even remember my own god damn name.”

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“ The sky gave you everything And this world gave me you ”

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Send me your crush's url anonymously🌝

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He said nothing. Very sarcastically.

A description of Sherlock Holmes, The Beekeeper’s Apprentice by Laurie R. King (via xxwoobin)

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someone: is that okay w u?

me, in a bitter, petty voice, filled w anger and rage: peachy

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by haesol11

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Prostitute/Stripper Starter Sentences

"How much?"

"So what do you like?

"Top? Bottom? Versatile?"

"Give me the royal treatment, then."

"I don't kiss on the lips, sorry."

"So how long have you been doing.. What you're doing?"

"Can you.. Do that again?"

"You don't have to go, you know. I can make us breakfast?"

"You deserve a nice girl/guy. You shouldn't trail after someone like me."

"Just because I'm your whore for the night doesn't mean you get permission to treat me like one."

"I wasn't supposed to give you this number.."

"In the day light we don't know each other."

"It was on the house."

"You really fucked me up, you know that? I've never had this problem with a client before--I shouldn't have this problem with a client ever."

"No feelings. That was our deal."

"I can't give you what you want. I can't give you a normal relationship."

"You the one who called for an all nighter?"

"My favorite regular-- what can I do for you tonight?"

"I may be what I am at night, but in the real world I have a life, okay! Stop butting in to it!"

"It's okay to call me what I am. A whore, don't need to sugar coat it."

"Of course it's a fake name!"

"This isn't a date, it's business."

"I'll let you do anything you want.. Just follow my few rules."

"I know you have rules about this.. but can I take you out sometime? Not as this you--but as--well, you."

"Just because you've been my regular for months/years, doesn't make us friends."

"What do you think this is, 'Pretty Woman'?"

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by yusebin