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Shout-out to the month of April for lasting 3 days to make up for March lasting a full and frothy 74

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career goals: femme fatale

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who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

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#uhhh MISTER HAROLD???

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i feel so bad for my guardian angel. she probably stressed out like a mf

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is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

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Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Today will be part boredom, part fish.

Taurus: For some reason, those leg warmers you got will be of enormous help during your upcoming psycic assault.

Gemini: The wires have gone silent. Crack the shell and see if you cant navigate the streets within.

Cancer: You are the hottest new track of 1987.

Leo: Now is the time to be present. Actually, all the time is the time to be present but we all need a reminder every now and then.

Virgo:  切なさには名前をつけようか

Libra: Did you feel it? Just now, the world ended. Theres no going back. Saddle up and find a mask.

Scorpio: Dont let yourself stop you. You can be an asshole sometimes.

Ophiuchus: Cooking is a subtle alchemy and by its nature inherently intertwined with magic.

Sagittarius: Black leather pulled over live skin. Poor tidings indeed.

Capricorn: When was the last time you played a board game? A game? When was the last time you played? When was the last time you were a board?

Aquarius: Please do not bother the fox spirit. Let her vape in peace.

Pisces: There are several small birds hiding under your clothing. They seek refuge from the rain but do what you like with them.

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LGBT

Let’s Get Baited Together

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Miley Cyrus ~ Beach - September 27th 2017

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Make Me Choose Edits

↳ @lilyevain asked Hermione Granger or Lily Evans

Hermione Granger

“She’s got that whole purpose driven, warrior princess, save the world type of vibe.”