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how will people know I'm talking abt Caesar unless I canoe the information to them.

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ROME (2005 - 2007) 1.02: How Titus Pullo Brought Down the Republic

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An 18th century CE ivory dildo complete with contrivance for simulating ejaculation and its own discreet cloth bag. The didlo was hidden in the seat of a Louis XV armchair found in a convent near Paris. Now housed at the Science Museum in London

More: https://thetravelbible.com/mysterious-archaeological-finds/

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Forum, Rome -- September 19th, 2024

Etsy

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Pantheon, Rome -- September 16th, 2024

Etsy

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~ Aglow ~

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Happy Ides of March everybody, did you know the place where we believe Caesar was stabbed is now a Cat Sanctuary

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The Tudors (2007-2010) | s01e08 | 20/?

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Fucking hell, I go out and get social quite a lot these days, so much more than just a while ago! Kinda wtf, but it´s what i decided to do to enact some good change.

So I went to this ice-cream festival last Sunday and had to take some photos to document at least a bit of it.

It was about ice-cream, but we also sneaked out to ride a rollercoaster.

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middle-earth dashboard simulator

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pippin was 29 years old???

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he should've been at the green dragon

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#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo

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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas

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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb

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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE

I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:

Keep reading

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i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back

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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins

I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.

4.5/5 stars

#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review

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who up mirking they wood

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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????

#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to

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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!

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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other

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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep

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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.

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by eru this can't be happening

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Took a selfie during my recent walk through one of our local parks.

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Junicorn day 3 #

THe Sunrise

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Fëanor pointing a gun at Fingolfin.

Fëanor just shooting a Teleri elf´s head off and the blood splattering his own face.

had a revelation

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Saw this on one of my walks through the city. What a unique way of holding flowers.

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There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world

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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.